Control Merch
Description: It's juts not worth it for a normal civilian to break the law. Cool design for good citizens.
Sometimes I Have To Tell Myself It's Just Not Worth the Jail Time Shorts
by Dearly Mu
$21 $27
Description: Released in 1984, the Hornet, is a legendary 2WD off-road buggy credited with sparking a global RC buggy boom. Known for its durable ABS bathtub chassis, sealed gearbox, and easy assembly, it was a popular choice for both beginners and experienced hobbyists. Like it's lower powered sibling, the Grasshopper, the Hornet's straight forward design, extreme durability and high performance made it a backyard basher and racer that provided countless hours of fun. Its enduring appeal has led to numerous re-releases and special editions, solidifying its status as a collector's item and childhood icon in the world of radio-controlled hobbies.
Description: Funny Control Freak vintage style letter print design with video game console controller buttons makes a great Christmas or birthday gift for boys, girls, men and women gamers alike. Perfect for the gaming enthusiasts who eat sleep and play video games. Cool vintage washed and worn look for video game lovers, geeks, nerds and gamer girls while playing on pc, laptop computer or console.
Control Freak Video Game Console Controller Buttons - Game Hoodie
by cottoncanvas
$36 $42
The 2nd Amendment My Rights Are More Important Than Your Feelings Shorts
by Tee Styley
$21 $27
Description: Inspired by the game Control developed by Remedy Entertainment. This design focuses on an abstract interpretation of The Board. The harsh and visually striking angles used as part of the games brutalist design have been extended to presence of "The Hiss" within the Oldest House.
Description: Designed for those who support anti assault weapon legislation and to seek curtail gun violence by reinstating a ban on assault weapons.
Make The 1994 Federal Assault Weapons Ban Great Again Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by Mindseye222
$17 $24
Description: The Second Amendment reads "A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed." This design features the text from that last part along with an illustration of Lady Liberty herself safely, responsibly, and proudly hoisting her firearm overhead. Support your Second Amendment right to keep and bear arms in this comfy "Pro Second Amendment 2A Lady Liberty With Raised Firearm" design. It looks great while carrying down to the gun range to safely and responsibly exercise your constitutional rights.
Pro Second Amendment 2A Lady Liberty With Raised Firearm Kids Hoodie
by Nonstop Shirts
$28 $36
Description: Relax Nothing is Under Control | Funny Tshirts | Philosophy Shirt People are too uptight. Add some relaxing advice to your wardrobe with this funny "Relax nothing is under control" design or give it as the perfect gift to that friend with the controlling personality. Great shirt for meditation.
Relax Nothing is Under Control | Funny T shirt | Philosophy Shirt Tank Top
by Viking Designs by Zazz
$16 $21
Charlie Died For Our Sins ~ Crucifix Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by RainingSpiders.com
$16 $24
Flynn's Arcade - Home of Space Paranoids - Front and Back Sticker
by DistractedGeek
$3.15 $3.50
Description: A monster truck is a vehicle usually styled after a pickup truck. It is changed or purposely built with very big wheels and suspension. Monster trucks are used for competition and popular entertainment. Usually, a monster truck show involves the truck crushing smaller cars under its huge tires.
Description: I've been operating under the assumption that Trump is an autocratic narcissist under the thrall of Putin whose primary job is to destabilize America's institutions. The way he talks makes me think he uses (or tries to use) hypnosis on himself and his followers. Every time I watch the clip of him saying this, it reminds me of "The Manchurian Candidate" and "Winter Soldier". Are you ready to comply?
