Control Merch
Description: Released in 1984, the Hornet, is a legendary 2WD off-road buggy credited with sparking a global RC buggy boom. Known for its durable ABS bathtub chassis, sealed gearbox, and easy assembly, it was a popular choice for both beginners and experienced hobbyists. Like it's lower powered sibling, the Grasshopper, the Hornet's straight forward design, extreme durability and high performance made it a backyard basher and racer that provided countless hours of fun. Its enduring appeal has led to numerous re-releases and special editions, solidifying its status as a collector's item and childhood icon in the world of radio-controlled hobbies.
Description: Funny Control Freak vintage style letter print design with video game console controller buttons makes a great Christmas or birthday gift for boys, girls, men and women gamers alike. Perfect for the gaming enthusiasts who eat sleep and play video games. Cool vintage washed and worn look for video game lovers, geeks, nerds and gamer girls while playing on pc, laptop computer or console.
Description: Inspired by the game Control developed by Remedy Entertainment. This design focuses on an abstract interpretation of The Board. The harsh and visually striking angles used as part of the games brutalist design have been extended to presence of "The Hiss" within the Oldest House.
Description: The Second Amendment reads "A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed." This design features the text from that last part along with an illustration of Lady Liberty herself safely, responsibly, and proudly hoisting her firearm overhead. Support your Second Amendment right to keep and bear arms in this comfy "Pro Second Amendment 2A Lady Liberty With Raised Firearm" design. It looks great while carrying down to the gun range to safely and responsibly exercise your constitutional rights.
Description: Relax Nothing is Under Control | Funny Tshirts | Philosophy Shirt People are too uptight. Add some relaxing advice to your wardrobe with this funny "Relax nothing is under control" design or give it as the perfect gift to that friend with the controlling personality. Great shirt for meditation.
Relax Nothing is Under Control | Funny T shirt | Philosophy Shirt Kids Hoodie
by Viking Designs by Zazz
$36
Description: A monster truck is a vehicle usually styled after a pickup truck. It is changed or purposely built with very big wheels and suspension. Monster trucks are used for competition and popular entertainment. Usually, a monster truck show involves the truck crushing smaller cars under its huge tires.
Description: I've been operating under the assumption that Trump is an autocratic narcissist under the thrall of Putin whose primary job is to destabilize America's institutions. The way he talks makes me think he uses (or tries to use) hypnosis on himself and his followers. Every time I watch the clip of him saying this, it reminds me of "The Manchurian Candidate" and "Winter Soldier". Are you ready to comply?
