In a hazy world be stout (vintage) Crewneck Sweatshirt

Remember when you couldn't see through your beer because it was dark instead of just hazy? Remember when your beer made you scared because three pints of stout or barleywine put you on the brewery floor instead of their toilet? Remember when your beer made you forget your day, instead of your beer being forgettable? If a stout is the first love that broke your heart, hazy IPAs are the random potato-heads you hooked up with while blitzed in your 20's: somehow both regrettable and forgettable at the same time. This design won't make your local brewers start making stouts again, but maybe you'll get a dark IPA or a chocolate smoothie "beer" out of the deal.