Drink Coffee, Do Stupid Things Faster With More Energy Crewneck Sweatshirt

A humorous and stylized illustration. At the top, in bold, vintage-style letters, it says "DRINK COFFEE." Below that is a cartoon of a man with exaggerated features, including large, bloodshot eyes, indicative of too much caffeine or lack of sleep. His hair is wild, and his mouth is wide open as if he's yelling or exhilarated. He's wearing a business suit and running fast, to the point that his tie is flying behind him. He is holding a briefcase in one hand and a spilling coffee cup in the other. At the bottom of the poster, a phrase reads, "DO STUPID THINGS FASTER WITH MORE ENERGY," which is a playful take on the idea that coffee can make you more energetic but doesn't guarantee smarter decisions.