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"That is not dead which can eternal lie And with strange aeons even death may die."

"Quod est inferius est sicut quod est superius. Et quod est superius est sicut quod est inferius, ad perpetranda miracula rei unius." -- Hermes Trismegistus, the Emerald Tablet

“That is not dead which can eternal lie And with strange aeons even death may die.” — H. P. Lovecraft

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"In his house at R'lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming." - H. P. Lovecraft, The Call of Cthulhu

Have you found the Yellow Sign?

"Blood for the Blood God! Skulls for the Skull Throne!"

“All things serve the beam.” ― Stephen King, The Waste Lands

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In his house at R'lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming.

“But I don’t want to go among mad people," Alice remarked. "Oh, you can’t help that," said the Cat: "we’re all mad here. I’m mad. You’re mad." "How do you know I’m mad?" said Alice. "You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn’t have come here.” ― Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland

Have you seen the Yellow Sign?

"Those churches were very odd - all violently disavowed by their respective denominations elsewhere, and apparently using the queerest kind of ceremonials and clerical vestments. Their creeds were heterodox and mysterious, involving hints of certain marvelous transformations leading to bodily immortality - of a sort - on this earth." -- HP Lovecraft, "The Shadow Over Innsmouth"

"So I place you under this geas, to betake yourself downward through the caverns till you reach, after long descent, that bottomless gulf over which the spider-god Atlach-Nacha weaves his eternal webs." - Clark Ashton Smith, "The Seven Geases"

“That is not dead which can eternal lie And with strange aeons even death may die.” — H. P. Lovecraft

"They were the blasphemous fish-frogs of the nameless design--living and horrible--and as I saw them I knew also of what that humped, tiaraed priest in the black church basement had so fearsomely reminded me." - H.P. Lovecraft, "The Shadow over Innsmouth"

"...the King in Yellow had opened his tattered mantle and there was only God to cry to now."

“Yog-Sothoth knows the gate. Yog-Sothoth is the gate. Yog-Sothoth is the key and guardian of the gate.” - H.P. Lovecraft, "The Dunwich Horror"

"Where once had risen walls of 300 cubits and towers yet higher, now stretched only the marshy shore, and where once had dwelt fifty millions of men now crawled only the detestable green water-lizard. Not even the mines of precious metal remained, for DOOM had come to Sarnath. But half buried in the rushes was spied a curious green idol of stone; an exceedingly ancient idol coated with seaweed and chiselled in the likeness of Bokrug, the great water-lizard." - H. P. Lovecraft, "The Doom That Came to Sarnath"

The world is indeed comic, but the joke is on mankind.

"Have you seen the Yellow Sign?"

"In his house at R'lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming."

Night falls on Khazad-dum Delve deeply, greed malign Black pit of mithril mine Come Balrog, shadow-flame! Moria-Coming-Fire, Durin's Bane! And then it all burns down Durin's Bane!

Along the shore the cloud waves break, The twin suns sink behind the lake, The shadows lengthen In Carcosa. Strange is the night where black stars rise, And strange moons circle through the skies, But stranger still is Lost Carcosa. Songs that the Hyades shall sing, Where flap the tatters of the King, Must die unheard in Dim Carcosa. Song of my soul, my voice is dead, Die thou, unsung, as tears unshed Shall dry and die in Lost Carcosa. —"Cassilda's Song" in The King in Yellow Act 1, Scene 2

"They were the blasphemous fish-frogs of the nameless design--living and horrible"

In that secret cave in the bowels of Voormithadreth...abides from eldermost eons the god Tsathoggua. You shall know Tsathoggua by his great girth and his batlike furriness and the look of a sleepy black toad which he has eternally. He will rise not from his place, even in the ravening of hunger, but will wait in divine slothfulness for the sacrifice.

“Those Old Ones were gone now, inside the earth and under the sea; but their dead bodies had told their secrets in dreams to the first men, who formed a cult which had never died.” ― H.P. Lovecraft, The Call of Cthulhu and Other Weird Stories

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“That is not dead which can eternal lie And with strange aeons even death may die.” — H. P. Lovecraft

"In that secret cave in the bowels of Voormithadreth...abides from eldermost eons the god Tsathoggua."

"Yig was a great god. He was bad medicine. He did not forget things. In the autumn his children were hungry and wild, and Yig was hungry and wild too." -- H. P. Lovecraft and Zealia Bishop, "The Curse of Yig"

"It was the oddly conventionalised figure of a crouching winged hound, or sphinx with a semi-canine face.... The expression on its features was repellent in the extreme, savouring at once of death, bestiality, and malevolence."

"They were the blasphemous fish-frogs of the nameless design--living and horrible--and as I saw them I knew also of what that humped, tiaraed priest in the black church basement had so fearsomely reminded me." - H.P. Lovecraft, "The Shadow over Innsmouth"

In that secret cave in the bowels of Voormithadreth...abides from eldermost eons the god Tsathoggua. You shall know Tsathoggua by his great girth and his batlike furriness and the look of a sleepy black toad which he has eternally.

"Stupendous and unheard-of splendours await me below, and I shall seek them soon... We shall swim out to that brooding reef in the sea and dive down through black abysses to Cyclopean and many-columned Y’ha-nthlei, and in that lair of the Deep Ones we shall dwell amidst wonder and glory for ever." - H.P. Lovecraft, The Shadow over Innsmouth