Crap Crewneck Sweatshirts

Express your shame and regret for wasting your talents.

Sbubby

the clash sandinista

Ugh! Take him away! No one in their right mind will order this design for any reason. This smug bastard belongs on nothing. He's strangely fascinating, considering he's a caricature of some bro found on an airline magazine ad for a casino.

Ahh, nuts!

I got that dawg in me meme

2021 Oddly Specific Crap Designs by Ryan J. Gill

Stop doing that

Idea by CrapCraze. Art by Naru Arai

Pair of Dice (Red)

Pair of Dice (Black)

He's your favorite and his favorite is Toy de Jour, so Toy de Jour should be your favorite too.

Drawing inspired (heavily) by The Sasquatch Gang (2006). Both the quote and character are from the movie, and the drawing itself is a redraw of a screen capture. It was drawn to match the comic-book-esque style of parts of the movie. The character is Zerk.

Need a new designer wardrobe? Or new business cards? Why don´t you just do yourself a favor and get this fancy shirt?!

OH CRAP

Funny definition of the deja poo.

Unicorn Too Magical For This Crap Funny Quotes Humor Sayings Gifts

Did you ever feel like you are in danger? Might want to check the color of your shirt. If Sci Fi has taught us anything, it's that red shirts are life threatening.

A crab with angel wings and halo to represent the crab pun Holy Crab!

I didn't know Arnold was referring to cigarette butts until I was older, so his line of "Hold on to your butts" was the funniest line in the whole movie to me as an 8 year old. Even now that I know what he meant it's still pretty funny.

Funny cannot poop!

McDonalds is gross.

Just testing the site. Better designs coming

A great idea for dog walkers, Veterinarians, Dog breeders, Canine kennel staff, or adolescent males. Dog Poop has long been the object of no-poo signage that changes with this; Please Pick Upgarphic.

A brief summary about how the new year is going.

Oddly Specific Crap Designs by Ryan J. Gill 2021

Hilarious Cut the Bullshit design of a pair of scissors cutting the word Bullshit.

69 dudes

I'm So Awesome I Crap Cupcakes

Oddly Specific Crap Designs by Ryan J. Gill

Super cute pastel pink unicorn crapping in a to to cup.

Twas the night before the declaration of independence was due, and Thomas Jefferson, forever procrastinating, had the first "oh crap" moment in American history.

Cut the crap and get to the point. I don´t have all day. I´ve got t-shirts to design! Colorful design with an attitude.

Zorg the Robot has a little problem with holding his ice cream cone

Old-timey word meaning: foolish or insincere talk. "Politicians are full of malarkey". The modern slang for this word would be "bullshit", but you're more creative than that, aren't you?