Crooked Crewneck Sweatshirts

IM NOT HOOKED

Lights up the non-existant room, huh?

Smile it is a carved jack-o-lantern pumpkinhead!!

Irregular watercolor lines - pastel pink and ultra violet

Silhouette of Morozova's Stag featuring quote "You and I are going to change the world" said to Alina Starkov by the Darkling, based on the Shadow and Bone TV show, inspired by Leigh Bardugo's Grishaverse trilogy.

The Sharpshooter 2

Don't get braces, leave your character intact.

alina starkov general kirigan shadow and bone movie 2023

The Drüskelle 2

a design inspired by Leigh Bardugo's Six of Crows

The Derilict Press has become America's greatest danger... Push back or watch America die Buy several for your family and friends...

Kaz Brekker from the bestselling book series Six of Crows and the hit tv show Shadow & Bone

"NO MOURNERS. NO FUNERALS."

Green cartoon crying face in the wording THE MOMENT YOU REALIZE THERE IS NO LESSER EVIL TO VOTE FOR. For the most part all of the candidates running for political office suck.

This is inspired by Einstein’s general theory of relativity, and is an abstract, geometric diagram.

Introducing the "Justice Advocate" Hat – a bold accessory that encapsulates a strong stance on accountability and the rule of law. This unique hat features the unmistakable mugshot of Donald Trump alongside the assertive phrase "Make Criminals Go to Jail Again." Through this design, the hat delivers a powerful message that prompts reflection on justice, governance, and the importance of upholding the law.

The Crooked vulture's insatiable appetite and greedy nature drove it to constantly seek out any opportunity for a feast

Show your support and fixada America!

The Witch 2

The Cheshire Cat is a grinning feline with a penchant for disappearing mid-conversation, leaving you more puzzled than a cat trying to understand why humans chase a red dot.

Alina Starkov and Morozova's Stag in the Shadow and Bone Netflix Trailer.

Line art design inspired by the characters of six of crows and Netflix's shadow and bone

Honor America’s most “trustworthy” institution!

A self-portrait with my facial features all askew!

The words 'BILLIONAIRE CROOK' in the style of a Trump campaign sticker

The Merchling 2

Nothing but a permanent stain

funny in a crooked way, a pranker, shout out to them

Al Chipper will always cut you a good deal on the bulk of Salt & Vinegar Chips he's selling in the docks. Alternatively he'll cut you if you disagree. Character 035 from the Morning Tea Dudes series.

i guess i'll just be drawing the entire cast of shadow and bone

Crooked Press is America's greatest danger... Push Back by exposing this huge problem Buy several for your family and friends

Oconto County, Wisconsin - Crooked Lake

Whimsical houses perched on twirled hills

No mourners. No funerals. Original artwork featuring the dark truth for the dregs of society masquerading as the Crows' mantra from the Leigh Bardugo bestseller.

The Wraith 2

Get comfortable, it's time to spill the tea.