Ex Crewneck Sweatshirts

World's Best Ex Girlfriend my past lovers can never get over me because i am simply the best thing to ever happen to anyone

Perfect for cavalry veterans, tank simulator gamers, tank model kit builders and military history enthusiasts. Also makes a cool US Armored Cavalry M1 Abrams gift at Christmas and birthdays.

Perfect for pilots, Swedish Air Force veterans, military aviation enthusiasts, Gripen model kit builders and flight simulator gamers. Also makes a cool Swedish Air Force gift at Christmas and birthdays.

Boldly go... to Starfleet Academy!

No, I Won't Take My Ex Back. That would be like trying to put poop back into my butt. Don't text the ex, they don't deserve it! Perfect reminder not to take them back. Hilarious design perfect for newly single people who have had a really bad ex. It can also be given as a funny gift to your best friend or relative who also just got out of a bad relationship. Design is also fitting in time for National Ex-Spouse Day (April 14th).

Ideal for 7 Para soldiers, 7 Para RHA veterans, airborne forces and British military history enthusiasts. Also makes a cool 7 Para RHA gift at Christmas and birthdays.

No one wants your crap. Go away.

Engraving by Georg Jilovsky, 1919. Design specifically for the noted psychiatrist and neuropathologist's book collection. Dr. Fischer did early research contributing to the identification of Alzheimer's disease.

I Miss My Ex

The Mormon Church is flush with billions of dollars. What's not to celebrate? This version has some ornate...if you're into that sort of thing.

Based on FEXL

Screenprint by Ekdojo. Please support The EX on their bandcamp or by buying their records.

7th Parachute Regiment Royal Horse Artillery. Perfect for Airborne Gunners, 7 Para veterans, RHA soldiers and British military history enthusiasts. Also makes a cool 7 Para RHA gift at Christmas and birthdays.

7th Parachute Regiment Royal Horse Artillery. Perfect for Airborne Gunners, 7 Para veterans, RHA soldiers and British military history enthusiasts. Also makes a cool 7 Para RHA gift at Christmas and birthdays.

Based on FEXL

Ideal for Desert Rat veterans, ex-Forward Air Controllers, tank model kit builders and military history enthusiasts. Also makes a cool Desert Rats FAC gift at Christmas and birthdays.

Custom digital artwork of the character ADAM JENSEN from the extraordinary game "DEUS EX"

Based on FEXL

Based on FEXL

Perfect for commandos, commando veterans, WW2 gamers and military history enthusiasts. Also makes a cool 59 Commando Squadron gift at Christmas and birthdays.

Perfect for pilots, Swedish Air Force veterans, military aviation enthusiasts, Gripen model kit builders and flight simulator gamers. Also makes a cool Swedish Air Force gift at Christmas and birthdays.

Perfect for British Fusiliers, veterans, war gamers, military model kit builders and military history enthusiasts. Also makes a cool Royal Regiment of Fusiliers gift at Christmas and birthdays.

Add this to the list of things our fearless leader may someday say... Wow, how do we even describe this one? Hopefully get some sick laughs with your new Cannibals Ate my Ex Tee shirt, Cannibals Ate my Ex T Shirt, Cannibals Ate my Ex Sweatshirt, Cannibals Ate my Ex Mug and other Cannibal Gifts... Sick Sick Humor!... Also See Cannibals Ate My Uncle, Cannibals Ate My Ex Wife and Cannibals Ate my Ex Husband!... See both Text Color Variations of this design!

Featuring the main characters of Promare.

Perfect for paratroopers, special forces veterans, war gamers, military model kit builders and military history fans. Also makes a cool Spetsnaz gift at Christmas and birthdays.

Featuring the main characters of Promare

Perfect for veterans, combat medics, combat medical technicians and military history enthusiasts. Also makes a cool combat medic gift at Christmas and birthdays.

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Ideal for British Army Light Infantry veterans, military model kit builders and military history enthusiasts. Also makes a cool Light Infantry gift at Christmas and birthdays.

Y2K Funny Slogan World's Best Ex Girlfriend inspired by Y2K Aesthetic 2000s pop culture

From the library of Edgar Allan Poe. This design imagines what Poe's bookplate might have looked like.

French Foreign Legion Paratrooper - 2 Rep. Perfect for soldiers, Foreign Legion veterans and French military history enthusiasts. Also makes a cool Foreign Legion 2 REP gift at Christmas and birthdays. Looking for army, military, paratrooper or Legion Entrangere tees, shirts and hoodies? We got you.

Best not go rummaging through Cameron Poe's belongings.

Ideal for 7 Para soldiers, 7 Para RHA veterans, airborne forces and British military history enthusiasts. Also makes a cool 7 Para RHA gift at Christmas and birthdays.

Perfect for British Fusiliers, veterans, war gamers, military model kit builders and military history enthusiasts. Also makes a cool Royal Regiment of Fusiliers gift at Christmas and birthdays.

Perfect for 1er REC soldiers, Foreign Legion veterans, war gamers, military model kit builders and military history fans. Also makes a cool French Foreign Legion gift at Christmas and birthdays.