Exist Crewneck Sweatshirts
Description: "Knight Rider, a shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a man who does not exist. Michael Knight, a young loner on a crusade to champion the cause of the innocent, the helpless, the powerless in a world of criminals who operate above the law." That was the narration that opened the 1982 TV drama, Knight Rider. While that gives a pretty good general overview, a more detailed synopsis goes something like this: Reborn, so to speak, after getting shot in the face, Knight dedicates his life to fighting for justice. Billionaire Wilton Knight hires Michael to be the lead field agent in his Knight Foundation's public justice organization, part of which includes the development of KITT, a superpowered, intelligent souped-up Pontiac Trans-Am.
Description: They Live (1988) / Please, if you liked this design, you can help me a lot by sharing it or following my work. I will really be very grateful to you!
They Live! Obey, Consume, Buy, Sleep, No Thought and Watch TV Crewneck Sweatshirt
by DaveLeonardo
$28 $35
Description: The Only Dangerous Minority Is The Rich - Eat The Rich - Billionaires Shouldn't Exist Propaganda style stickers
The Only Dangerous Minority Is The Rich - Eat The Rich - Billionaires Shouldn't Exist Crewneck Sweatshirt
by MalcolmDesigns Retro Merch | Movies | Retrogaming | Saturday Morning Cartoons | Computers
$28 $35
Description: No one earns a billion dollars, you only get it through winning the birth lottery or the merciless exploitation of the working class.
Billionaires Shouldnt Exist - Socialist, Leftist, Bernie Sanders Crewneck Sweatshirt
by SpaceDogLaika
$28 $35
YOU EXIST IN THE CONTEXT OF ALL IN WHICH YOU LIVE AND WHAT CAME BEFORE YOU. Crewneck Sweatshirt
by Zythorna
$28 $35
Description: Bold distressed quote art with the phrase oh, I'm sorry I forgot I only exist when you need something, perfect for sarcastic humor fans.
sorry forgot I only exist sarcastic quote graphic Crewneck Sweatshirt
by BlackHook
$28 $35
Description: In 1947, Roswell, NM was made famous when something believed to be either an alien spacecraft or a weather balloon crashed nearby. To this day, the town remains synonymous with rumors of little green men. This familiar vacation tourism design offers a cool take on that legend.
Description: She crossed several solar systems, slipped into her favorite little black dress, and arrived just in time to judge Earth’s nightlife. With lavender skin, sleek vintage hair, and turquoise platform heels, this elegant alien pinup looks ready for cocktails, close encounters, and an evening of refusing to explain her home planet. A stylish sci-fi design for retro futurism fans and anyone who prefers their extraterrestrials dressed for dinner.
Purple Alien Pinup in a Little Black Dress Crewneck Sweatshirt
by Pinups Galore Co
$28 $35
Description: Bold distressed typography with the phrase sorry I forgot you only exist when you need something, perfect for sarcastic humor and attitude lovers.
sorry i forgot you only exist when you need something Crewneck Sweatshirt
by BlackHook
$28 $35
Description: Funny wife gift for women, wife, mom, mother, sister, grandma from a husband, boyfriends, a man born in December
Good Men Still Exist I Married One He Was Born In December Crewneck Sweatshirt
by Red and Black Floral
$28 $35
Description: She stepped off the spaceship barefoot, fabulous, and mildly disappointed by Earth’s dress code. With green skin, purple curls, and a shimmering retro swimsuit, this alien pinup is clearly here for the sunshine rather than scientific research. Perfect for sci-fi fans, vintage glamour lovers, and anyone who suspects the universe has better parties.
Barefoot Alien in Swimsuit with Purple Hair Crewneck Sweatshirt
by Pinups Galore Co
$28 $35
Description: Things that don't exist. Funny political humor for Trump supporters. Pro Trump humor. No collusion, no obstruction. Great for republicans, conservatives and anyone who supports President Trump. Perfect to wear around your liberal friends for a good laugh and conversation starter.
Things That Don't Exist Funny Political Humor Pro Trump Crewneck Sweatshirt
by DesignFunk
$28 $35
Description: Make a bold political statement from behind with this edgy conservative and liberal satire back print graphic design. Featuring a distressed patriotic American flag layout paired with the clever election quote Obama 2028 since rules don't exist anymore, perfectly formatted for the back of your shirt. This sarcastic political mashup is the ultimate gag gift for Democrats, Obama supporters, and anyone frustrated with the current state of politics. Walk away and let your unapologetic back print do all the talking.
Obama 2028 Since Rules Dont Exist Anymore Funny Democrat Political Satire Back Print Graphic Crewneck Sweatshirt
by thavylanita
$28 $35
Description: Why wait for a crisis when you can stress about it right now? Featuring an adorable polar bear armed with a notebook and pencil, defending its chaotic brain with the ultimate relatable excuse: 'I'm Not Overthinking, I'm Pre-Solving Problems That Don't Exist'. A hilarious and painfully accurate design for chronic overthinkers, anxious planners, tired students, and anyone who loves cynical cute animal humor.
Cute Polar Bear - "I'm Not Overthinking, I'm Pre-Solving Problems That Don't Exist" Funny Quote Crewneck Sweatshirt
by NemiMakeit
$28 $35