Exmo Crewneck Sweatshirts

This tapir represents the latter-day lazy learner

who needs eternal life when you have coffee?

This tapir represents the latter-day lazy learner

This tapir represents the latter-day lazy learner

This tapir represents the latter-day lazy learner

The Mormon Church is flush with billions of dollars. What's not to celebrate? This version has some ornate...if you're into that sort of thing.

Tapir Riding Club

The Mormon Church is flush with billions of dollars. What's not to celebrate?

lazy learner

Mormon No more - bright colors, hand lettering

A little wooly mountain tapir.

Knock that off.

Used to be Mormon? Not anymore? Congratulations! Have a beer!

Used to be Mormon? Not anymore? Congratulations! Have a shot of tequila.

Knock that off.

Utah Horse - tapir (white outline)

Utah Horse - Tapir (black outline)

let everyone know you're apostate and exmormon

be proud of your bitter fruits

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Digital painting of a little mountain tapir, labeled as a horse in the Deseret alphabet. This is a reference to a once-prominent Mormon apologist's theory that the Book of Mormon refers to tapirs when mentioning horses. It has been a long-running joke amidst niche online circles since. This is not intended as ridicule at any person or belief system-- simply a reference to a shared cultural symbol.

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