Festivus Crewneck Sweatshirts

And now you're going to hear about them.

Del Boca Vista Retirement Community Seinfeld.

Elaine Dancing Viral Meme. Perfect gift for the Seinfeld obsessed, meme lover in your life, or yourself! Check out our store for similar content.

Scrooge: “If I could work my will, every idiot who goes about with ‘Merry Christmas’ on his lips should be boiled with his own pudding and buried with a stake of holly through his heart. He should!” For custom colors or designs please contact [email protected]

"K uger, that sounds like one of those old time car horns, huh? K uger, K uger"

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These Pretzels Are Making Me Thirsty!

Sunshine Carpet Cleaners is the name of the carpet cleaning business, which doubles as a front used to brainwash people and recruit them into a religious cult from the Seinfeld season 8 episode 141, "The Checks." In the episode, Kramer warns George that the carpet cleaners he hired are actually a front for a religious cult. Intrigued, George tries to get converted, but they're not interested in him. Naturally upset, George hires the cleaners to do the offices at Yankee Stadium where they still reject him, yet find a new recruit in his boss, Mr. Wilhelm. He joins and takes the name of Tania, the name Patty Hearst took after she was kidnapped by the Symbionese Liberation Army and later arrives with the crew to clean Jerry's apartment.

It's the truth tho.

You might have thought it was the holy family, but it's actually two dinosaurs fighting over a watermelon. You see it, don't you? Now it's all you'll see. You're welcome. Merry T-Rex-Mas, y'all. Rawr. Available in other colors.

We don't care and it shows.

"It's not a lie... if you believe it" - George Costanza; from Seinfeld

As seen worn by Morty Seinfeld.. and the Dominicans.

Festivus for the Rest of Us is for airing of grievances and feats of strength.

Del Boca Vista - Vintage Tv Show. Cool design with nostalgia for tv show fan.

"Hey, how about this…ketchup and mustard in the same bottle? "

Another holiday!

Santa's elves are the original Generation Snowflake! Impress your friends with this unique, witty holiday-themed design.

Kramerica Industries / Faded (Black) 90s Style Logo Original Design

I'll be at Jerry's with the crew if ya need me. Only true fans will know this address without you telling them.

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The Human Fund - Money For People

David Puddy in 8-ball glory.

A generous donation has been made in your name to The Human Fund

Because The Mail Never Stops.

Quone

Joy! Because joy. Be joyful... especially at Christmas... but year round. For custom colors or designs please contact [email protected]

Black metal is cool... so is metal core... so is Death metal... so. using those fonts for Christmas shirts is always a good idea. For custom colors or designs please contact [email protected]

A Festivus sweater for the rest of us

You might have thought it was the holy family, but it's actually two dinosaurs fighting over a watermelon. You see it, don't you? Now it's all you'll see. You're welcome. Merry T-Rex-Mas, y'all. Rawr. Available in other colors.

Joy! Because joy. Be joyful... especially at Christmas... but year round. For custom colors or designs please contact [email protected]

Christmas cookies

Click beetle identified as Selatosomus festivus

Black metal is cool... so is metal core... so is Death metal... so. using those fonts for Christmas shirts is always a good idea. For custom colors or designs please contact [email protected]