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You are famous for your productivity. Eliminate distractions and you can make it rain. But you have an Achilles’ heel. You're a beer drinker and a big football fan. Crack a can of beer or turn on a football game, and you’re toast. You just can’t say no to football or beer. Funny drinking sayings and football quotes always bring smiles to faces. Rock this football design and beer design and you’re sure to get a wink from other beer lovers and football lovers.

Embrace your current starting point and let it fuel your determination. This design embodies the spirit of progress, resilience, and personal growth. It encourages you to let go of doubts and fears, and instead focus on the possibilities that lie ahead.

The slogan for this design is: Straight Outta Heaven which is a simple message for the spiritual angels who live among us.

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Introducing our Whimsical Christmas Design! Are you ready to spread some festive cheer and laughter this holiday season? Our Whimsical Christmas Sweatshirt is here to capture the playful spirit of Christmas elves! This cozy and funny design is created to keep you warm and comfortable during the colder months. The hilarious print features a group of Christmas elves comically complaining about their workload, drawing smiles from everyone around you. Perfect for cozy gatherings, family photos, or simply embracing the joyful vibes of Christmas. Grab yours now and let the Christmas magic begin!

Ignite your fitness flame: "If I leave now, I'll soon be back where I started." Wear the motivation, break barriers, and inspire transformation.

It’s not just a slogan; it’s an attitude! As an experienced diver, Conrad can swim through the bowels of life. He makes his way through life’s sewage of disappointment, looking fresh and clean (he thinks he’s recyclable). He enjoys an occasional underwater reunion with family and friends. We all know what happens after you eat corn. Laughter is the best medicine and humor is your toilet paper. Use humor to flush away disappointment as you navigate life’s sewage. Recycle yourself and be better than ever. Show off your Corn Happens! Attitude with apparel from teepublic!!!! Find out more at www.cornhappens.com. Adopt the Corn Happens! Attitude. Laugh in the face of life’s crap.

It’s not just a slogan; it’s an attitude! The idea that started it all. Corn Happens! after Thanksgiving for sure. Show off your Corn Happens! Attitude with apparel from teepublic!!!! Find out more at www.cornhappens.com. Adopt the Corn Happens! Attitude. Laugh in the face of life’s crap. Be like Conrad the Corn and never let frustration, disappointment, and failure keep you down. Remember, Corn Happens!, just wipe it off. “We know SH*T HAPPENS but CORN HAPPENS! too.“ - Conrad the Corn “Be tough like a corn kernel!“ - Conrad the Corn “CORN HAPPENS! Just wipe it off!” - Conrad the Corn

A fun gift idea with funny quotes for bffs. Whether on Christmas or as a gift in general, this makes an ideal gifting item on a shirt, mug, hoodie, sticker, etc.

It’s not just a slogan; it’s an attitude! The Corn Happens! slogan and question....... Show off your Corn Happens! Attitude with apparel from teepublic!!!! Find out more at www.cornhappens.com. Adopt the Corn Happens! Attitude. Laugh in the face of life’s crap. Be like Conrad the Corn and never let frustration, disappointment, and failure keep you down. Remember, Corn Happens!, just wipe it off. “We know SH*T HAPPENS but CORN HAPPENS! too.“ - Conrad the Corn “Be tough like a corn kernel!“ - Conrad the Corn “CORN HAPPENS! Just wipe it off!” - Conrad the Corn

It’s not just a slogan; it’s an attitude! Paisan Conrad has the finesse and pizzazz to help you get over your frustrations. He’s your wise neighborhood corn with seasoned advice. He wants people to get over things and find the lesson in all situations. Show off your Corn Happens! Attitude with apparel from teepublic!!!! Find out more at www.cornhappens.com. Adopt the Corn Happens! Attitude. Laugh in the face of life’s crap. Be like Conrad the Corn and never let frustration, disappointment, and failure keep you down. Remember, Corn Happens!, just wipe it off. “We know SH*T HAPPENS but CORN HAPPENS! too.“ - Conrad the Corn “Be tough like a corn kernel!“ - Conrad the Corn “CORN HAPPENS! Just wipe it off!” - Conrad the Corn

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It’s not just a slogan; it’s an attitude! The Corn Happens! plain slogan. Show off your Corn Happens! Attitude with apparel from teepublic!!!! Find out more at www.cornhappens.com. Adopt the Corn Happens! Attitude. Laugh in the face of life’s crap. Be like Conrad the Corn and never let frustration, disappointment, and failure keep you down. Remember, Corn Happens!, just wipe it off. “We know SH*T HAPPENS but CORN HAPPENS! too.“ - Conrad the Corn “Be tough like a corn kernel!“ - Conrad the Corn “CORN HAPPENS! Just wipe it off!” - Conrad the Corn

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Have yourself a CORNY little Christmas...... Corn Happens! Show off your Corn Happens! Attitude with apparel from teepublic!!!! Find out more at www.cornhappens.com. Adopt the Corn Happens! Attitude. Laugh in the face of life’s crap. Be like Conrad the Corn and never let frustration, disappointment, and failure keep you down. Remember, Corn Happens!, just wipe it off. “We know SH*T HAPPENS but CORN HAPPENS! too.“ - Conrad the Corn “Be tough like a corn kernel!“ - Conrad the Corn “CORN HAPPENS! Just wipe it off!” - Conrad the Corn

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It’s not just a slogan; it’s an attitude! In honor of our favorite Golden Girl, Sophia Petrillo! The Picture It line for Corn Happens! Get it while it lasts. We know a lot has happened in 2022. Learn from the frustrations and move on or MOVE OUT! Show off your Corn Happens! Attitude with apparel from teepublic!!!! Find out more at www.cornhappens.com. Adopt the Corn Happens! Attitude. Laugh in the face of life’s crap. Be like Conrad the Corn and never let frustration, disappointment, and failure keep you down. Remember, Corn Happens!, just wipe it off. “We know SH*T HAPPENS but CORN HAPPENS! too.“ - Conrad the Corn “Be tough like a corn kernel!“ - Conrad the Corn “CORN HAPPENS! Just wipe it off!” - Conrad the Corn

It’s not just a slogan; it’s an attitude! This Halloween Candy-Corn Happens! Candy corn, some people like it and some people don’t. Whaddaya gonna do about it? Corn Happens! Show off your Corn Happens! Attitude with apparel from teepublic!!!! Find out more at www.cornhappens.com. Adopt the Corn Happens! Attitude. Laugh in the face of life’s crap. Be like Conrad the Corn and never let frustration, disappointment, and failure keep you down. Remember, Corn Happens!, just wipe it off. “We know SH*T HAPPENS but CORN HAPPENS! too.“ - Conrad the Corn “Be tough like a corn kernel!“ - Conrad the Corn “CORN HAPPENS! Just wipe it off!” - Conrad the Corn

Swimming related strap line I Only Swim On Days That End in 'Y' for the true swim addict who just loves to swim.

Coming To America quote t-shirt - "If Lovin' the Lord is Wrong, I don't Wanna be Right" - Rev Brown

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A fun gift idea with hilarious jokes and slogans. Whether on Christmas or as a gift in general, this makes a perfect gifting item on a shirt, mug, hoodie, sticker, etc.

Keep your heads up, boys. It's Payday. Time to deliver the checks. And I believe I might even have a special check for you. eBrush Design graphics for hockey fans are sure to be loved by hockey fans, hockey players, and hockey coaches alike. Funny, poignant, or inspiring, our hockey designs make an impression.