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The Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy books.

Marvin the paranoid android from the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy.

I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

I wonder if it will be friends with me?

Like having your brain smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick.

Do you know where your towel is?

so long

Hitchhiker's motto

The iconic number as sum of three cubes.

God's Final Message to His Creation: 'We apologize for the inconvenience. Douglas Adams

"On the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much—the wheel, New York, wars and so on—whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man—for precisely the same reasons.” - Douglas Adams

Life, universe and everything

I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.

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The meaning to life, the universe, everything.

Marvin The Paranoid Android Cartoon, hand drawn in high resolution for a crisp print

Mattresses are large, friendly creatures that live quiet private lives in the marshes of Squornshellous Zeta. Many of them get caught, slaughtered, dried out, shipped out and slept on. None of them seem to mind this and all of them are called Zem.

Oh freddled gruntbuggly, Thy micturitions are to me, As plurdled gabbleblotchits, On a lurgid bee, That mordiously hath blurted out, Its earted jurtles, Into a rancid festering confectious organ squealer. [drowned out by moaning and screaming] Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles, Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts, And living glupules frart and slipulate, Like jowling meated liverslime, Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turling dromes, And hooptiously drangle me, With crinkly bindlewurdles, Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, See if I don’t. For those wondering: "IP BD" stands for "Iambic Pentameter Be Damned". ;)

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Large friendly blue letters reminding you to keep calm and carry on.

Mattresses are large, friendly creatures that live quiet private lives in the marshes of Squornshellous Zeta. Many of them get caught, slaughtered, dried out, shipped out and slept on. None of them seem to mind this and all of them are called Zem.

"The ships hung in the sky in much the way that bricks don't." At least, that's what Douglas Adams has to say about the Vogon ships. But what about the Helicarrier? Well, let's just say it's not like Mjölnir. mezzotessitura.storenvy.com

“Don’t Panic.” Homage to the novel. Adapted from a graphic image by Dan S.

“You must come with me or you will be late!”. “Late? What for?”. “What is your name, human?”. “Dent, Arthur Dent.” “Late as in the late Dent Arthur Dent. It's a sort of threat, you see.”

The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy has a few things to say on the subject of towels. Here are 42 things you could use a towel for. Why 42? It just seemed right, its not like it has any cosmic significance or anything.

“But the plans were on display…” “On display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar to find them.” “That’s the display department.” “With a flashlight.” “Ah, well, the lights had probably gone.” “So had the stairs.” “But look, you found the notice, didn’t you?” “Yes,” said Arthur, “Yes I did. It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying ‘Beware of the Leopard.”

Panic!

A quick design.

Hope you like it.

The second most intelligent species that left the planet.

Marvin the paranoid android