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Funny Afghan Hound gifts for Afghan Hound lovers, featuring an adorable Afghan Hound puppy with the slogan 'Stealing Hearts, Blasting Farts.' These humorous presents are perfect for Afghan Hound owners, parents, trainers, and dog lovers who appreciate the quirks of their Afghan Hound. Ideal for birthdays or Christmas, these unique gifts cater to both men and women, as well as kids, who adore their Afghan Hound, even during flatulent moments.

Funny Boerboel gifts for Boerboel lovers, featuring an adorable Boerboel puppy with the slogan 'Stealing Hearts, Blasting Farts.' These humorous presents are perfect for Boerboel owners, parents, trainers, and dog lovers who appreciate the quirks of their Boerboel. Ideal for birthdays or Christmas, these unique gifts cater to both men and women, as well as kids, who adore their Boerboel, even during flatulent moments.

Funny Cavalier King Charles Spaniel gifts for Cavalier King Charles Spaniel lovers, featuring an adorable Cavalier King Charles Spaniel puppy with the slogan 'Stealing Hearts, Blasting Farts.' These humorous presents are perfect for Cavalier King Charles Spaniel owners, parents, trainers, and dog lovers who appreciate the quirks of their Cavalier King Charles Spaniel. Ideal for birthdays or Christmas, these unique gifts cater to both men and women, as well as kids, who adore their Cavalier King Charles Spaniel, even during flatulent moments.

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Funny Basenji gifts for Basenji lovers, featuring an adorable Basenji puppy with the slogan 'Stealing Hearts, Blasting Farts.' These humorous presents are perfect for Basenji owners, parents, trainers, and dog lovers who appreciate the quirks of their Basenji. Ideal for birthdays or Christmas, these unique gifts cater to both men and women, as well as kids, who adore their Basenji, even during flatulent moments.

Trashy: Pfttttttttttt Did you just fart in that trash can? If I say yes, will you judge me? Only one way to find out! Cramped Conditions web-comic at www.crampedconditions.com

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World's best (father) farter

On this special national holiday for farts, make sure you don’t hold back! Farting is generally considered inappropriate and a violation of the concept of etiquette, but did you know that farting has led to full-on fights and battles in history?

Kids suck: I hate kids. I only like kids when they are about three feet tall! Why three feet? Perfect height to fart in their faces. Cramped Conditions web-comic at www.crampedconditions.com

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