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I Have Selected Hearing. Sorry, You Weren't Selected today. Tomorrow Isn't Looking Good Either. T-shirt for any jobless men.

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The image shows a caricatured man in a domestic setting, holding his hand to his ear in a mock gesture of trying to listen. His exaggerated facial expression, with one eyebrow raised and a perplexed look, humorously conveys the message that he's not really paying attention. The bubble quote "MY WIFE SAYS I NEVER LISTEN OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT......" reinforces the comical situation of miscommunication in relationships. The background features retro wallpaper and furnishings, adding to the whimsical and vintage vibe of the illustration.

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This witty tee features the phrase "I have selective hearing, I'm sorry you were not selected," playfully acknowledging a tendency to tune out the unimportant while adding a touch of humor to your style.

I have selective hearing. I choose to listen when I like what I hear.

I'm not stubborn, I just have a strong sense of selective hearing!

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Introducing our hilarious and adorable "Cat, I can hear you but I'm not listening" shirt! If you're a cat lover who understands the sometimes sassy and aloof nature of our feline friends, this shirt is purrfect for you. Featuring a playful design and a funny quote, it's guaranteed to bring a smile to your face and make others chuckle. The shirt is made from high-quality, comfortable fabric that feels soft against your skin. It's available in various sizes to ensure the perfect fit for both men and women. The design showcases a cute cat with an expression that perfectly captures the classic "I couldn't care less" attitude. Whether you're hanging out with friends, running errands, or simply lounging at home, this shirt is a great con...

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I'm Not Forgetful, I Just Have a Selective Memory...and it seems to have selected everything." Wear your forgetfulness with pride with this humorous quote design that's perfect for those with a witty sense of humor. Makes a fantastic gift for anyone who enjoys self-deprecating humor or for those special occasions when you want to give a nod to the absent-minded geniuses in your life. Great for laughs at family gatherings or casual outings!

This funny, whimsical "Sorry, I Can't Hear You...My Monocle Fell Off" is a perfect gift for men, women and kids who seem to never want to listen or have selective hearing.