Major Award Crewneck Sweatshirts

Another great illustration from the renowned artist Paul Cemmick's Crazy Quotes Collection

Ralphie's old man gets a major award in the mail and he can't help but display it in the window for everyone to see. Share in his glory with this leg lamp shirt.

Must be Italian

Fragile

"You used up all the glue on purpose!" His wife just broke his "major award" and he has no glue to put it back together. "We're out!", she said. The old man stood there, quivering with fury, stammering as he tried to come up with a real crusher. All he got out was, "Nadafinga!"

Fragile Leg Lamp

Winner!

...except I didn't say "FUDGE."

Have a soap connoisseur on your Christmas list? Do they like fudge as well? You're in luck! We're proud to announce Ralphie's "Fine Soap-Flavored Fudge!" A perfect gift for all Christmas Story fans. We promise you won't be stricken blind. Just don't say the eff, dash, dash, dash word when you taste it's mellow smoothness!

It's a MAJOR AWARD!

Give this to your loved one, and tell them it's a Major Award! You might be thinking, "Shucks, I wouldn't have known that... it looks like an ugly Christmas sweater t-shirt." To which I respond, "It IS an ugly Christmas sweater t-shirt, you nincompoop, but it's a Major Award!"

Another great illustration from the renowned artist Paul Cemmick's Crazy Quotes Collection

"You used up all the glue on purpose!" His wife just broke his "major award" and he has no glue to put it back together. "We're out!", she said. The old man stood there, quivering with fury, stammering as he tried to come up with a real crusher. All he got out was, "Nadafinga!"

A box came in recently that said FRA-GEE-LAY (must be italian). It must be that major award I won!

Have a soap connoisseur on your Christmas list? Do they like fudge as well? You're in luck! We're proud to announce Ralphie's "Fine Soap-Flavored Fudge" Sampler! A perfect gift for all Christmas Story fans. We promise you won't be stricken blind. Just don't say the eff, dash, dash, dash word when you taste it's mellow smoothness!

It's not just A Christmas Story anymore! It's not just about a leglamp! It's not about a major award! Get the untold story. Get the oh so fragile story. A Mannequin's Story, the tee shirt you can wear all year long!

Fra Gee Lay Maybe It's Italian?

Major award

I think it's ITALIAN!

The avatar for the Major Award team for the 2023 Battle of the Fandoms: Holiday Edition.

Oh Fudge!

"Fra-gee-lay," that must be Italian. This shirt will help to remind you to plug in your leg lamp in the window. After all, it's a major award!