Phobia Crewneck Sweatshirts

A perfect gift for a body modification loving friend.

All bodies are good bodies

A simple text based design to let people know that you don't know how to do smalltalk.

Funny 'I hate sprouts' design of a red no entry sign filled with brussel sprouts

In 1962, Enrico Banducci drove past an unusual looking shuttered gas station at Columbus and Jackson in San Francisco. His friend Morgan Montague remarked, “what a great hamburger stand that would make.” A few months later, Montague and Banducci opened a 24-hour hamburger stand at the same spot, calling it Clown Alley. The triangular café, on the edge of San Francisco's North Beach’s bar scene, became a wildly popular late-night hangout as people leaving the bars craved a greasy burger. With the success of Clown Alley, the duo opened a second location at Lombard and Divisadero, but soon their partnership dissolved, with each of them taking a location, and now there were two burger stands called Clown Alley less than two miles apart.

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It's way too peopley outside!

Fascinating but creepy. The Wolf Spider doesn’t spin a web to catch its prey but sprints and pounces on their them like the wolves that inspire their name.

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Fascinating but creepy. The Wolf Spider doesn’t spin a web to catch its prey but sprints and pounces on their them like the wolves that inspire their name.

Go away I'm introverting: a funny text design for awkward and antisocial people who suffer from anxiety or social phobia and want to be left alone. White text version.

An uplifting shirt that helps others understand that you've been there too. Sometimes people need to hear these words and if it's on your shirt, it might help them open up to you and it could change their whole entire life. That's one powerful shirt.

I hate pants and socializing: a funny text design for introverts, awkward and antisocial people who prefer to stay at home instead of socializing. White text version.

Anatidaephobia The fear that somewhere somehow a duck is watching you

An uplifting shirt that helps others understand that you've been there too. Sometimes people need to hear these words and if it's on your shirt, it might help them open up to you and it could change their whole entire life. That's one powerful shirt.

Anxious since birth: a funny and sarcastic text design for introverted people. Black text version.

Can you pronounce it?... Dino throwing up this super mega ultra long ass word. Definition t shirt design. Best gift for smartasses know it all people, who always correct your language - it is "whom", not "who". So let them know its Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia. Great for teaching kids this common, important English word, teachable t shirt.

Aibohphobia (the fear of palindromes)