Smeg Head Red Dwarf Crewneck Sweatshirts

The creator of the Talkie Toaster

I wouldn't tangle with anything with more teeth than the Osmond family.

Just don't break your tooth.

Have you had all your cool sucked out of you and become a dork?

Starbug

Boys from the dwarf!

Series III Model

Although smarter than ships computer Holly, Talkie Toaster was an annoying, monomaniacal, artificially-intelligent electric bread toaster obessessed with giving out toasted products. Purchased by Red Dwarf's Dave Lister whilst on planet-leave, we have Talkie Toasters immortal phrase 'Would You Like Some Toast' mocked up as if it were the Red Dwarf logo

Red Dwarf - Series IV Episode 5 - Ace Rimmer - Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast.

Alright dudes? Here’s my Illustration of Norman Lovett as Holly, the onboard computer of Red Dwarf. Now you can take Holly with you wherever you go! (best on black!)

Are you an officer in the Cybernautic Division and not a traffic cop?

But where do all the calculators go?

Have you had all your cool sucked out of you and become a dork?

Jupiter Mining Corporation

Dwarf Illusionist

Dwarf Illusionist

Better Than Life (Vintage Game Style) With black background. Also available with transparent background in my store

Straight from the back of Dobbin’s van, the Smeg and the Heads t-shirt. Shady. (glitter print is just a photo and not actual glitter)

Straight from the back of Dobbin’s van, the Smeg and the Heads t-shirt. Shady.

Duke of Dork design featuring the one and only Duane Dibbley. First seem in the Back To Reality Episode (ep6 s05) Hand drawn as always

No Kryten what is it?

Better Than Life (Vintage Game Style) With transparent background. Best suited to black T-shirts. Also available with black background

Kryten the smee heee

Girls From The Dwarf design

The Duke of Dork.

The Duke of Dork.

Oh dear, we can’t do that.. who would clean up the mess? A smegging legend.

One for the Dwarfers

Not Chen? Not Peterson?

Dave Listers Acerbic wit would become legendary. now you can own his very first on screen quip immortalised on your favourite garment

Kryten the mechanoid

Zero G Football League Logo (fan art) Zero G (0-G) or Zero Gravity Football is a space sport referenced by Dave Lister multiple times in Red Dwarf. Dave supports The London Jets and his favourite player is Jim Bexley Speed whom he names his two children after, Jim and Bexley.

Mr. Flibble’s very cross. You shouldn't have run away from him. What are we going to do with them, Mr. Flibble? [. . .] We can't possibly do that! Who'd clear up the mess?" — Arnold Rimmer (Ep: Quarantine)

Heart I Nodnol, a quirky tribute to the Red Dwarf episode “Backwards” (Also available as Heart I Nodnol in my store)