Triple Dog Dare Crewneck Sweatshirts

Triple Dog Dare huh?

He looks like a deranged easter bunny.

Not exactly Ralphie in a fuzzy pink bunny suit, this Pink Nightmare is just that, pink and a nightmare. A night terror come to life and ready to meet you this Christmas. Original character hand drawn by artist David Baker of Art From The Blue Room.

He looks like a deranged Easter Bunny.

surely a little bribe never hurt

Ralphie should have listened to the warnings. Celebrate A Christmas Story with this You'll Shoot Your Eye Out design.

I said some crazy stuff

or was it an icicle?

Punishment made me go blind

A pink nightmare. Take it off!

just like that it was gone, all gone

The snow is falling in the 216 and the holiday season is approaching. Grab the family and get ready to celebrate a holiday tradition with our Retro '83 Cleveland Christmas Story design.

It's a major award!

This here is a tree! You won't see any needles off this tree.

Ralphie's mom doesn't hesitate to clean his mouth out with soap when he says a bad word. "Oh fudge!" Ralphie exclaims, only he didn't say, "fudge".

practice your shot, but don't shoot your eye out!

Have a soap connoisseur on your Christmas list? Do they like fudge as well? You're in luck! We're proud to announce Ralphie's "Fine Soap-Flavored Fudge!" A perfect gift for all Christmas Story fans. We promise you won't be stricken blind. Just don't say the eff, dash, dash, dash word when you taste it's mellow smoothness!

Must be Italian!

Flick said he saw some grizzly bears down there

NOT A FINGER!

Oh Fudge Brand Soap

don't shoot your eye out

Only he didn't say, "fudge". Over the years, Ralphie became quite a connoisseur of soap.

Who wouldn't want a lady leg lamp?

show mommy her little piggie

What Would It Be? The Guillotine? Hanging? The Chair? The Rack? The Chinese Water Torture? Hmmph. Mere Child's Play Compared To What Surely Awaited Me. You'll shoot your eye out.

He won it. Mind power.

"You used up all the glue on purpose!" His wife just broke his "major award" and he has no glue to put it back together. "We're out!", she said. The old man stood there, quivering with fury, stammering as he tried to come up with a real crusher. All he got out was, "Nadafinga!"

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Oh Fudge

a dirty mouth requires an explosive cleaning

I won it with mind powers

What Would It Be? The Guillotine? Hanging? The Chair? The Rack? The Chinese Water Torture? Hmmph. Mere Child's Play Compared To What Surely Awaited Me. You'll shoot your eye out.

Would you look at that? Would you look at THAT?!

Poor Ralph, all that waiting for his Little Orphan Annie Secret Society Decoder just to get... A stupid AD? Son of a ----