Orville Crewneck Sweatshirts

Captain of the Orville

Tis the season!

My attempt at the Command Crew Badge as worn by officers on the Planetary Union ship, The Orville. With the background colour behind the badge, I did my best to match the colour of the command uniform.

"Anybody can be a Cowboy"

Just the ship cruising trough space.

Nobody can pop a pickle jar (or door) like Alara.

Orville Peck fan art

Arn't they cute?

My intelligence by -far- exceeds yours, it is very unlikely that you would be able to help on any of my multiple research proyects due to your stunted cogniscient development, my highly advanced algorithms are more efficient at processing data than your weak and feeble hydrocatbon based human brain - this is not intended as a boast, mereley a statement of fact. but you should not be worried, you being intelectually inferior to a kaylon is not something to be ashamed for, it is quite natural for an artificial life form to exceed biological limitations. If you wish, you may assist me by providing data on biological organisms social interactions with a superior being like myself, I would be most thankful.

The Orville ship crest adorned by the crew.

I can tell you're a sad boy just like me.

LOVE

For the toughest Xelayans in space.

The USS Orville (ECV-197) is a mid-level exploratory vessel in Planetary Union service in the early 25th century, capable of speeds up to 10 light years per hour. Currently, the ship is commanded by Captain Ed Mercer and First Officer Kelly Grayson. There are 300 crewmembers on board. As an exploratory class ship, the Orville is designed for exploration and cartography of uncharted space. The Orville is equipped with essential military and defensive armaments, though it is not intended for combat.

I like to anger the neckbeards.

The Orville is my new favorite show.

Roses are falling for you, babe

Lil' Orville inspired by Orville Peck and his music

We don't deserve Bortus...

We need no longer fear the banana when boldly going with the crew of The Orville...

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Wear this while bottle-neckin' some old blue jeans.

USS ORVILLE CREW PATCH

Based off my Orville Peck Ink Painting.

The best game for family and friends!

Country Music

What would you have said?

Dr. Claire Finn is the hyper-competent Chief Medical Officer of the USS Orville. She is committed to going where her skills are needed.

YEHAWW! your favorite gay cowboy now in t-shirt form!

You can have all the corner pieces, Bortus!

One fierce security chief.

... what the jelly wants! Be more like Yahpit!

THE ORVILLES / JETSONS MASHUP

The Frog

From the buried, but totally fun flick "Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things", here's Orville!

Roses are falling for you