Croooow Merch

AKA Fuga Dal Bronx

Pumaman and the coveted mask!

Inspired by MST3K riffs during the cinematic treasure that is -- Daddy-O!

Make Stupid Magic Tricks Great Again! Vote Trumpy in 2024! Inspired by MST3K riffed version of Pod People (episode 303) with the potato-loving Trumpy!

A very popular snack food. From the future!

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Need some guidance, whether fulfilling the will of "Manos" or just going about your day? The Master is here to help. Proceeds go to the family of Tom Neyman.

Manos The Hands of Fate

Thomas Servo

I'm different!

Inspired by MST3K riffs during the cinematic treasure that is -- Sidehackers!

nothing but love for the MST3K team! each one!

With X-4!

Just repeat to yourself 'it's just a show' I should really just relax(!)

Inspired By MST3K 310 – Fugitive Alien Channel the hilarious wit of Mystery Science Theater 3000 with this iconic T-shirt, inspired by the infamous Fugitive Alien episode! Relive the side-splitting riffs and unforgettable moments of this cult classic as you sport this unique tee. This T-shirt is sure to turn heads and spark conversations among fellow MST3K aficionados.

“Another Buddhist Protesting Motorcycle Helmet Laws”

Tom Servo Comic

An American Democracy with WAH WAH pedals being played constantly

The ultimate b movie battle!

He worked at Gizmonic Institute Just another mug in a yellow jumpsuit...

The fantastically tacky original poster of the film "Monstrosity" can now be yours! Don't settle for poor reproductions- this art was scanned in directly from original materials, cleaned and rasterized for the best quality in all sizes. In addition to an evil cat movie enthusiast, a few subtle alterations will also identify you as a supporter of the film's restoration.

Tibby, Oh Tibby! Everyone loves Kenny's little turtle friend, Tibby, and Kenny's BIG friend, Gamera!

Tom and Crow tell you what they really think, with the catchphrase of another fictional critic and the signature move of two real ones.

Who Lives and Dies! ...Oh, I don't think so.

It's Just A Show is your deep-dive MST3K podcast, discussing everyone's favourite cow-town puppet show, the stories behind the movies, and the weird facts behind the riffs. Sit back, relax: It's just a show.

Who Lives and Dies! ...Oh, I don't think so.

A common TV's Frankism and also an MST3K-word for Outtakes and Bloopers.

This statement shirt is Inspired by the MST3K riffed version of The Fire Maidens of Outer Space (episode 416) when Crow T. Robot prayed for a friend and his prayers were answered with the arrival of Timmy!

Friend to Mankind! Inspired by MST3K Riffs and host segments from King Dinosaur (1955)

Friend to Mankind! Inspired by MST3K Riffs and host segments from King Dinosaur (1955)

This statement shirt is Inspired by the MST3K riffed version of The Fire Maidens of Outer Space (episode 416) when Crow T. Robot prayed for a friend and his prayers were answered with the arrival of Timmy!

To celebrate the return of MST3K and the new season of Doctor Who.