Crying Merch
Description: Tears of Inflation: The Crying Hundred-Dollar Founding Father Tears of Inflation by Puff Sumo. Benjamin Franklin, the face on the hundred dollar bill, finally breaks down: a single dollar-sign tear rolls down his cheek in this hand-engraved style portrait. It's the perfect satire for anyone feeling the squeeze of rising prices, grocery bills, rent hikes, and a paycheck that stretches less every month. Cost of living crisis humor, economic anxiety, and finance memes all collide in one weeping founding father. Bold black linework on cream tones, inspired by classic banknote engraving and vintage woodcut portraits. A conversation starter for savers, realists, and anyone who has said prices are insane.
Description: Crown the family pun master with this hilarious "Dad Joke Champion" vintage graphic. Featuring a highly detailed, hand-drawn crying laughing emoji, bold retro block lettering, and a weathered "CHAMPION" ribbon banner, it’s the perfect witty apparel choice for Father's Day, family gatherings, or his birthday.
Mental health illustration of crying character with motivational quote Tapestry
by KamalArtGallery
$30
Description: Class Of 2027 Senior Mom I'm Not Crying, You're Crying. Graduation Mother Parent Celebration.
Class Of 2027 Senior Mom I'm Not Crying, You're Crying Graduation Mother Magnet
by Fiesta of Pets
$4.75
Description: A stylized black cat with large, tearful eyes and whiskers is depicted. Behind the cat's head is a large heart shape divided into blue and yellow stripes, resembling the Ukrainian flag. Below the cat and heart, large white text reads "STOP" and below that, red text reads "WAR". The background is black.
Description: A weathered yellow square sign with a distressed texture. Black text reads "NOTICE" at the top, followed by "EMPLOYEES MUST STOP CRYING BEFORE RETURING TO WORK". To the right, a stylized black eye with blue tears is depicted with three falling drops.
Notice Employees Must Stop Crying Before Returning To Work Eye Crewneck Sweatshirt
by BrotherNightSky
$35
Description: A humorous depiction of two chocolate rabbits. The rabbit on the left is crying with tears streaming down its face, sitting on a puddle. It has a speech bubble saying "MY BUTT HURTS". The rabbit on the right, with a broken ear, sits facing the first rabbit with a speech bubble that reads "WHAT?".
Description: An emotional Detroit baseball farewell design inspired by the final mound moment of #35 Justin Verlander. Featuring a vintage baseball glove, bat, ball, and subtle tear detail with classic Detroit navy and orange vibes. Made for Tigers fans, Verlander fans, longtime Detroit baseball supporters, pitchers, and anyone feeling nostalgic about the end of an era.
Description: The Statue Of Liberty quote. The words At the base of the Statue of Liberty read: "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, the wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me, I lift my lamp beside the golden door!" Show you stand with the majority of American voters and oppose the sexist racist policies of trump. Show you care. Keep hope alive. Work for impeachment.
