Crying Merch

Description: No Crying In The Casino Distressed

Description: Tears of Inflation: The Crying Hundred-Dollar Founding Father Tears of Inflation by Puff Sumo. Benjamin Franklin, the face on the hundred dollar bill, finally breaks down: a single dollar-sign tear rolls down his cheek in this hand-engraved style portrait. It's the perfect satire for anyone feeling the squeeze of rising prices, grocery bills, rent hikes, and a paycheck that stretches less every month. Cost of living crisis humor, economic anxiety, and finance memes all collide in one weeping founding father. Bold black linework on cream tones, inspired by classic banknote engraving and vintage woodcut portraits. A conversation starter for savers, realists, and anyone who has said prices are insane.

Description: Crying Woman Calls For Jolene Pop

Description: Crown the family pun master with this hilarious "Dad Joke Champion" vintage graphic. Featuring a highly detailed, hand-drawn crying laughing emoji, bold retro block lettering, and a weathered "CHAMPION" ribbon banner, it’s the perfect witty apparel choice for Father's Day, family gatherings, or his birthday.

Description: No Crying On The Yacht: Humorous design for boat lovers. A lighthearted take on summer boating life.

Description: No Crying On The Yacht: Humorous design for summer boat trips. Sarcastic take on nautical leisure, perfect for sun & sea lovers.

Description: A humorous design featuring a weeping explorer sitting by a tent. Features vintage camping gear, a lantern, and a map. Perfect for sentimental hikers.

Description: Funny retro design featuring a humorous phrase about crying at work.

Description: This design features a melancholic lion cub dressed in a celestial hoodie adorned with moons and bunnies. A single tear falls, set against a starry night sky, evoking emotions of longing and whimsy.

Description: Crying Internally. Smiling on the outside, professional chaos on the inside

Description: Mental health illustration of crying character with motivational quote

Description: Kawaii sad cloud crying rainbow tears with big sparkly eyes. Emotional weather art that blends weathercore, rainbow pride, and soft pastel aesthetic. Adorable on apparel, nursery decor, mugs, tote bags and all products.

Description: It's not a reaction so you'll have to wait your turn.

Description: Our Lord & Savior

Description: A playful design inspired by a classic sports film. Features a memorable quote about passion and determination on the field.

Description: Y Si Si Crying Mexico Soccer Duck Surreal

Description: A cartoon-style teddy bear head with stitched-up eyes, nose, and mouth, showing tears falling from its eyes. The bear is wearing a string around its neck with two VHS cassette tapes hanging on either side.

Description: Class Of 2027 Senior Mom I'm Not Crying, You're Crying. Graduation Mother Parent Celebration.

Description: Kawaii crying onion with layers as a cute skirt, goth-cute and peeling with tears. Funny vegetable art for onion lovers, cooking fans, and relatable sad food aesthetic on all products.

Description: A humorous and slightly melancholy holiday design featuring two raccoons wearing festive Santa hats. The larger raccoon is in the foreground, crying with visible tears. Above them, text reads 'MERRIER CHRISTMAS TO SOME, SADNESS FOR THE REST.' The raccoons have striped tails and are colored in shades of grey and black with white accents.

Description: No Crying On The Yacht. Humorous design for those who enjoy boating & summer vibes. A fun, sarcastic statement piece.

Description: No Crying On The Yacht. Humorous summer design. Perfect for boaters with a sarcastic side. Great gift for yachting enthusiasts. Fun nautical themed apparel.

Description: A weathered yellow square sign with a distressed texture. Black text reads "NOTICE" at the top, followed by "EMPLOYEES MUST STOP CRYING BEFORE RETURING TO WORK". To the right, a stylized black eye with blue tears is depicted with three falling drops.

Description: Cute Crying Clown Pirate Hotdog

Description: Express your daily frustration and humor with this funny vintage duck illustration featuring the classic phrase "For Crying Out Loud!". Perfect for fans of retro art, funny animal memes, and sarcastic humor. Great gift for anyone having a chaotic or stressful day!

Description: Funny Crying Mouse Left With Tiny Cheese

Description: A humorous depiction of two chocolate rabbits. The rabbit on the left is crying with tears streaming down its face, sitting on a puddle. It has a speech bubble saying "MY BUTT HURTS". The rabbit on the right, with a broken ear, sits facing the first rabbit with a speech bubble that reads "WHAT?".

Description: Embrace the sarcasm with "Keep Crying"—a bold, funny design for fans of dry humor, memes, and unapologetic attitude.

Description: No Crying Petanque Italian Bocci Game Bocce Ball Player

Description: This retro-styled graphic features a distressed anthropomorphic piano character expressing overwhelming emotion. Ideal for musicians, pianists, and music lovers who relate to the struggle of practice. The vintage aesthetic adds a unique flair to any music-themed collection.

Description: An emotional Detroit baseball farewell design inspired by the final mound moment of #35 Justin Verlander. Featuring a vintage baseball glove, bat, ball, and subtle tear detail with classic Detroit navy and orange vibes. Made for Tigers fans, Verlander fans, longtime Detroit baseball supporters, pitchers, and anyone feeling nostalgic about the end of an era.

Description: Tears of Joy Crying Laughing Emoji

Description: Baseball Movie

Description: The Statue Of Liberty quote. The words At the base of the Statue of Liberty read: "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, the wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me, I lift my lamp beside the golden door!" Show you stand with the majority of American voters and oppose the sexist racist policies of trump. Show you care. Keep hope alive. Work for impeachment.

Description: A cartoon-style graphic featuring a sad white and yellow dog sitting next to a sad pink pig. Both animals have tears falling from their eyes and sad expressions. The pig is sitting in a small blue puddle. The background is solid black.

Description: A monochrome depiction of a character wearing headphones and crying, with musical notes floating above. Bold white text on a black background reads "I STILL MISS SCOTT WEILAND".