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Diogenes, also known as Diogenes the Cynic, was a Greek philosopher and one of the founders of Cynic philosophy. He was born in Sinope, an Ionian colony on the Black Sea. He was banished from Sinope when he took to debasement of currency. After being exiled, he moved to Athens and criticized many cultural conventions of the city. He used his simple lifestyle to criticize the social values and institutions of what he saw as a corrupt, confused society. He was captured by pirates and sold into slavery, eventually settling in Corinth. There he passed his philosophy of Cynicism to Crates, who taught it to Zeno of Citium, who fashioned it into the school of Stoicism, one of the most enduring schools of Greek philosophy. (Wikipedia)

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Diogenes Portrait | Diogenes Artwork on prints, stickers, mugs, tshirts, canvases, wall art and more. Diogenes was a Greek philosopher and one of the founders of Cynicism. He was born in Sinope, an Ionian colony on the Black Sea coast of Anatolia in 412 or 404 BC and died at Corinth in 323 BC

Diogenes Portrait | Diogenes Artwork on prints, stickers, mugs, tshirts, canvases, wall art and more. Diogenes was a Greek philosopher and one of the founders of Cynicism. He was born in Sinope, an Ionian colony on the Black Sea coast of Anatolia in 412 or 404 BC and died at Corinth in 323 BC

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Diogenes Portrait | Diogenes Artwork on prints, stickers, mugs, tshirts, canvases, wall art and more. Diogenes was a Greek philosopher and one of the founders of Cynicism. He was born in Sinope, an Ionian colony on the Black Sea coast of Anatolia in 412 or 404 BC and died at Corinth in 323 BC

Diogenes Portrait | Diogenes Artwork on prints, stickers, mugs, tshirts, canvases, wall art and more. Diogenes was a Greek philosopher and one of the founders of Cynicism. He was born in Sinope, an Ionian colony on the Black Sea coast of Anatolia in 412 or 404 BC and died at Corinth in 323 BC

Diogenes Portrait | Diogenes Artwork on prints, stickers, mugs, tshirts, canvases, wall art and more. Diogenes was a Greek philosopher and one of the founders of Cynicism. He was born in Sinope, an Ionian colony on the Black Sea coast of Anatolia in 412 or 404 BC and died at Corinth in 323 BC

Diogenes Portrait | Diogenes Artwork on prints, stickers, mugs, tshirts, canvases, wall art and more. Diogenes was a Greek philosopher and one of the founders of Cynicism. He was born in Sinope, an Ionian colony on the Black Sea coast of Anatolia in 412 or 404 BC and died at Corinth in 323 BC

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Diogenes Portrait | Diogenes Artwork on prints, stickers, mugs, tshirts, canvases, wall art and more. Diogenes was a Greek philosopher and one of the founders of Cynicism. He was born in Sinope, an Ionian colony on the Black Sea coast of Anatolia in 412 or 404 BC and died at Corinth in 323 BC

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Diogenes Portrait | Diogenes Artwork | Diogenes Painting on prints, stickers, mugs, tshirts, canvases, wall art and more. Diogenes was a Greek philosopher and one of the founders of Cynicism. He was born in Sinope, an Ionian colony on the Black Sea coast of Anatolia in 412 or 404 BC and died at Corinth in 323 BC

Diogenes Colourful Portrait | Diogenes Artwork on prints, stickers, mugs, tshirts, canvases, wall art and more. Diogenes was a Greek philosopher and one of the founders of Cynicism. He was born in Sinope, an Ionian colony on the Black Sea coast of Anatolia in 412 or 404 BC and died at Corinth in 323 BC

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