Data Merch

Description: Relatable office humor design with a vintage 70s look. Great for any professional who loves coffee and needs a laugh at the desk.

Description: A black background with gray and white text. The top portion reads 'There are two types of people in This world:' in gray serif font. Below this is a white curved line. The bottom portion in white serif font reads '1) Those who can expardotate from incorplite data'.

Description: A green square emblem on the left contains stylized white letters "USGS" with thin horizontal lines and a curved element. To the right, large green sans-serif letters spell out "USGS". Below, in smaller green text, reads "science for a changing world". The background is plain white.

Description: A black background displays white text representing code snippets. It shows 'Status: 200' on the top line, followed by 'status: 400' and 'message: "Bad Request"'. Left side has bracket and pipe symbols indicating code structure.

Description: A black background features bright cyan text that reads "COBOL" prominently at the top, followed by "Acrorqune (four)" in white text. Below this, within a white border, is a code snippet with "COBOL" in red, and subsequent lines of code in various shades of red and white.

Description: A retro-style composite shows "ENJOY INTERNET" in a gradient of blue to orange, with a pixelated grid below. To the right, a vintage computer monitor and keyboard are present. Large numerals "56" are on the left, with "KBPS" on the right. Below are lines of colorful pixels, and at the bottom, the text "THE FUTURE IS HERE."

Description: A text-based presentation with the word "Entropy" prominently displayed. The first portion of the word is solid blue, while the latter half dissolves into a scattered pattern of small blue squares and pixels. The background is entirely black.

Description: A bold composition featuring the text 'digital' broken into individual turquoise squares with black lettering. Below this, in large white lettering, is 'VAX-11/780'. The overall background is black, and the elements are presented diagonally.

Description: A black background with white text. The word "engineer" is displayed prominently at the top. Below it is the phonetic pronunciation and the word "[noun]". A horizontal line separates this from a humorous definition: "one who does precision guesswork based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge."

Description: A definition of 'Engineer' presented in a stark, black and white, text-based layout. The text reads: 'Engineer [en-juh-neer] noun. a person who excels in the art of making precise, logical calculations based on data of often questionable accuracy; one who uses precision guess-work to design complex solutions.'

Description: A black background with the word "WELDER" in large, distressed yellow capital letters across the top. Below it, in white text, is the definition of "welder": "noun. ['weldər] Someone who does precision guesswork based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge." At the bottom, in yellow text, it says "See also: Wizard, Magician."

Description: A geometric representation of a network with stacked cubes symbolizing servers. The text "It Was DNS" is displayed prominently at the top above a horizontal line. The network connections are depicted by thin white lines.

Description: A monochrome digital display with large pixelated numbers. The top section shows "49" and "90" in separate black boxes. Below this, separated by a white line, is the text "DAYS 018259" in white pixelated font.

Description: A minimalist composition featuring four vertical bars of varying heights. Each bar exhibits a smooth gradient transitioning from a deep navy blue at the bottom to a lighter, sky blue at the top. A subtle, wavy line separates the darker and lighter hues within each bar, creating a layered effect.

Description: Celebrate your role as an analytics consultant with this humorous and proud statement. Ideal for professionals who appreciate clever work-related expressions.

Description: Showcase your love for data and organization with this humorous quote graphic. Perfect for anyone who finds joy in a well-made spreadsheet.

Description: Bold geometric padlock with a central keyhole, created for cybersecurity professionals, programmers, privacy advocates and technology lovers. A clean black and white symbol of digital security and protected data.

Description: A monochrome design featuring a stylized unicorn head at the top. Below the unicorn is the text "Unicorns & Rainbows & Spreadsheets." A rainbow with clouds is positioned below the text, followed by a graphic representation of a spreadsheet with an upward trending line.

Description: A monochrome text-based creation featuring the large white text 'CPA' at the top. Below it, 'Acronym: certified public accountant' is displayed, followed by 'Precision guesswork based based on unberlliable data'. Finally, it concludes with 'See also 'wizard and magician'.

Description: Clean white graphic showing the square root of 4489. Great for math lovers, educators, and those recognizing the number 67.

Description: A black background features a stylized white outline of a cloud with a bright blue border. Text above the cloud reads "THERE IS NO CLOUD" in white. Below the cloud, text states "IT'S JUST SMEONE ELSE'S COMPUTER" in white capital letters. Small blue lines radiate from the sides of the cloud.

Description: A humorous, monochrome graphic showing a child asking "DAD, WHAT ARE CLOUDS MADE OF?" and the father's reply "LINUX SERVERS, MOSTLY". A cloud outline is above them. The style is simple, stick-figure like.

Description: A black grid with white lines and numbers along the axes. A bright yellow circle is placed centrally within the grid. Text reads "x=5" to the left of the circle. The grid ranges from 0-8 on the x-axis and 1-8 on the y-axis.

Description: A monochrome map of the United States with text overlays indicating various historical events labeled "Black Massacres." Each event is marked with a circle and a year or multiple years, some with lines connecting to specific regions.

Description: A monochrome explanation of the term ENGINEER, presented in a dictionary-style format. It includes the main word 'ENGINEER' in bold, followed by '[noun]' and a horizontal line. The definition reads: 'Someone who does precision guesswork based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge. see also wizard, magician'.

Description: A simple, hand-drawn style graphic featuring a grid with a curved line representing a skewed distribution. The text 'I'M SKEWED' is prominently displayed below the graph in a bold, sans-serif font. The entire composition is set against a black background.

Description: A monochromatic composition featuring three symbols side-by-side against a black background. The first symbol represents 'Female', the second represents 'Male', and the third symbol, a modified male symbol, incorporates a USB connector at its base and branching upward. The terms 'Female', 'Male', and 'Programmer' are displayed below their respective symbols.

Description: A black background with white text at the top reading "CYBER SECURITY" inside a banner. Below this is a yellow padlock with a grey handle, flanked by white circuit board patterns. At the bottom, large white text reads "WE CAN'T FIX STUPID . BUT WE CAN FIX WHAT STUPID CLICKS".

Description: A black square with rounded corners and a white border contains white text. In the top left corner is the number '43'. Centered in large letters is 'Ba', with 'Business Analyst' written below it. At the bottom, the number '189.255' is displayed. The layout resembles a periodic table element card.

Description: A black background displays a grid with a y-axis labeled 10 and 20, and an x-axis labeled with numbers, including 1, 4, 6, and 12. White ducks are scattered across the grid. The text 'GOT ALL MY DUCKS ON A BEST FIT LINE' is at the top, and 'GOT BEST FIT LINE' is at the bottom.

Description: A black and white graphic featuring the text "MICRO MEMORIES" at the top. Below, a stylized representation of a computer chip labeled "Z80" is centrally placed. Lines of text and abbreviations surround the chip, resembling technical data or code. The overall aesthetic is stark and technical.

Description: This vibrant artwork features a bespectacled ferret typing on an old computer. Set against a trippy background with a sun eye and dripping moon. Perfect for fans of retro tech and surreal animal art.

Description: A black background with white text and graphics. At the top, three gears are displayed with parallel lines on either side. Below the gears, the word "ENGINEER" is prominently displayed, followed by its phonetic pronunciation "/'an-aneen/" and a wrench icon. Underneath a horizontal line, a humorous definition of an engineer is written, concluding with "WIZARD, MAGICIAN".

Description: This composition features three distinct sections, separated vertically. The top section displays the male symbol and the word 'Male'. The middle section shows the female symbol and the word 'Female'. The bottom section depicts USB connectors and cables forming an upward arrow, accompanied by the word 'Engineer'. All elements are rendered in white on a black background.

Description: Funny graphic featuring a cute giraffe and a bar chart with the pun 'G-RAPH'. Ideal for animal lovers, data enthusiasts, and pun aficionados. A playful and witty addition to your collection.

Description: A black background with white, bold text. The word "Engineer" is at the top, followed by its phonetic pronunciation "/-en-nir/". Below that, the text reads "n. Someone who does precision guesswork based on unreliable data provided by those of of questionable knowledge."