Devops Merch

Funny and sarcastic programming quote for developers and coders

The only Java I know.

A funny design for software developers bemoaning poor project management.

Coder's Motto - Code Never Lies - Comments Do!

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This design is a clever nod to programming lovers. Inspired by Shakespeare's famous phrase, 'to be or not to be', it has been adapted with a technological twist to capture the attention of programmers with a quirky sense of humor. This design is perfect for showing off your geeky side and bringing a smile to your fellow programmers. Wear it at tech events, conferences, or just in your everyday life to show off your love of code and smart sense of humor. To be or not to be, that is the question... in the language of programmers!

there is no place like 127.0.0.1 black edition

there is no place like 127.0.0.1 white edition

Real Programmers Are Born In September

Programmer Humour: How Many Programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None! It's a hardware problem..

Stack Overflow with you

"There Is No Place Like ~" is the perfect gift for all administrators. Great for Birthday, B-Day or Christmas for mom, dad, uncle, aunt, brother, sister, friends or colleagues.

Funny Sayings for Cloud Engineer "It's Okay If You Don't Like Cloud Engineer It's Kind Of A Smart People Thing Anyway". Funny gifts idea for Cloud Engineer lovers.

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When all else fails, call in Premier

Means True

A cute design celebrating chaos engineering or your favourite messy toddler. You decide.

One of the recommendations of secure coding is to practice pair programming, because 4 eyes catches more than 2 and it is a good way to share context and knowledge between coworkers.

Applying security in Devops is like, automate the security testings and controls or die. By introducing these measures in the development process automatically, you establish a baseline of security posture in your project that otherwise cannot not be deployed in a manual way.

The Treachery of Continuous Integration (apologies to Magritte)

Devops is one of the best ways to follow the agile methodology but, if you include cybersecurity in such mechanisms, it becomes DevSecOps which is a good way to discover vulnerabilities and flaws in the code in earlier development stages in an automated basis. This the third version with a linked hexagonal style.

IT teams who practice DevOps often use containers in their workflow. In such an environment "It works in my container" is a programmer excuse you may here more often than its popular predecessor "It works on my machine". A design for software developers and engineers with a sense of humor who work on containerized applications. It shows the Shrug unicode emoticon, a famous Internet meme, and the prospective top excuse in DevOps teams. Great for work and tech geek events.

Real Programmers Are Born In May

Get your geek on with some Agile iconography..!

Real Programmers Are Born in November

Prometheus LV 223

"Warning Friday Deployer" is the perfect gift for all software developer. Great for Birthday, B-Day or Christmas. For mom, dad, uncle, aunt, brother, sister, grandpa, grandma, friends or colleagues

The leading open source automation server, Jenkins provides hundreds of plugins to support building, deploying and automating any project.

Docker, because he’s cute.

Blowfish Logo Red

Coder knows

clean code

don't repeat yourself clean code

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