Die Trying Merch
Description: Bring dark gym humor to your collection with this grim reaper weightlifting design featuring bold distressed lettering, heavy barbells, and a striking red and black aesthetic. Perfect for lifters, bodybuilding fans, powerlifting enthusiasts, and fitness lovers who enjoy sarcastic workout humor.
Description: A full skeleton is depicted lifting a barbell with weights on each side. The background is black. Text above the skeleton reads "DON'T SPOT ME" in a distressed, curved font. Text below the skeleton reads "I'M TRYING TO DIE" in a bold, straight font. The style is illustrative and slightly humorous.
Description: A retro-style graphic with a raccoon lifting a barbell overhead. The raccoon has a determined expression. The background features a sunburst with horizontal stripes of red, orange, cream, brown, and teal. The text 'DON'T SPOT ME' is at the top and 'I'M TRYING TO DIE' is at the bottom.
Description: Rogues are infamous for being stealthy. With sneak attack, expertise, and their entire kit centered around gaining the upper hand using stealth, no wonder rogues sneak around whenever possible in Tabletop RPG games. If you have a friend who plays rogue, who tries to solve every problem by being sneaky and stealthy, or if you, yourself, would rather roll a d20 and succeed a stealth roll than face the situation head on, this design will make perfect the wear / accessory design.
Description: Proud computer scientist? This tee is for debuggers of life, algorithm addicts, and coders who speak fluent binary. Whether you're a 'caffeine-driven developer' or 'infinite loop survivor', rep your '404 social skills' with pride. Perfect for Stack Overflow addicts who know 'sudo' is the ultimate life hack! #SudoOrDieTrying
Description: Proud computer scientist? This tee is for debuggers of life, algorithm addicts, and coders who speak fluent binary. Whether you're a 'caffeine-driven developer' or 'infinite loop survivor', rep your '404 social skills' with pride. Perfect for Stack Overflow addicts who know 'sudo' is the ultimate life hack! #SudoOrDieTrying
