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Prime Directive: Buy This Shirt, Save The World

Inspired by Eve from Wall-E

When someone calls you out on your Space Corp Directives. Rebut them with the classic Rimmer Directive.

Prime Directive Of The apes

TOS feels for Starfleet

The Internet - Rest In Peace - European Copyright Directive Passed

It's Godzilla vs. Gigan...Vance Capley style!

Directive: Buy This Shirt

Don't forget your Space Corps Directives especially when frequenting the gym.

Marcus Aurelius lays out two essential rules: maintaining inner calmness and facing reality with unwavering clarity. This philosophy champions a tranquil spirit and the courage to acknowledge and understand the true nature of the world, cultivating resilience and wisdom in the face of life's challenges.

Don't forget your Space Corps Directives, least of all wearing false teeth in zero gravity.

I wouldn't tangle with anything with more teeth than the Osmond family.

Epictetus imparts a simple yet profound wisdom — act your part with honor. Delve into this insight to understand the transformative power of integrity and dignity, recognizing that true fulfillment is found in approaching every role and responsibility with a commitment to honor.

Don't forget your Space Corps Directives, and remember not to wear your ginger toupee

Don't forget your Space Corps Directives especially when remembering that you're only allocated one parking space.

Epictetus imparts the wisdom that greatness doesn't emerge suddenly but requires time and dedication. Delve into this insight to understand the transformative power of giving your best and maintaining kindness throughout the journey, recognizing that enduring achievements are crafted with patience, effort, and a compassionate spirit.

Marcus Aurelius's wisdom underscores the personal responsibility to construct one's own life, piece by piece, through deliberate actions. This philosophy encourages intentional living and a mindful approach to each decision, recognizing the cumulative impact of individual actions on the tapestry of life.

The one Space Corp Directive that Rimmer thought he'd gotten incorrectly right.

Marcus Aurelius's counsel advocates for self-reliance and personal responsibility, encouraging us to refrain from relying on external forces and instead cultivate the inner strength to stand firm independently. This philosophy empowers individuals to take charge of their actions and destinies, embodying the essence of self-mastery.

Epictetus advises to internally affirm who you aspire to be before undertaking the necessary actions. Explore this wisdom to understand the transformative impact of aligning personal identity with intentional actions, paving the way to self-realization and growth.

Prime Directive

Save the plant, Save the Earth

Prime Directive: Buy This Shirt, Save The World

You'd buy this for (a little more than) a dollar!.

Show your local objectivists that you don't agree with them with this lovely tee supporting the boogeyman legistlation from their favorite novel, Atlas Shrugged. The beauty is that the only people who will get the reference will be mortified that you would support a directive gifting all patents and copyrights to the government and freezing all industrial employment and output levels. Watch their heads explode!

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Be identified by the T1000's as an ally, not fodder. Join the directive crew today!

Be identified by the T1000's as an ally, not fodder. Join the directive crew today!