Dog Scooting Merch

Description: Express yourself. (...Dog people will get it)

Description: Unicorn dragging it's butt along the floor like a dog, leaving a trail of rainbow (rainbows smell better than poop, fact!)

Description: If you were lucky enough to attend the 1992 carpet-scooting world championship in Orlando, FL, then you know just how exciting it was. *this design has a distressed appearance.

Description: This design idea came to me at night when I couldn't sleep and it just had to be brought to life. Dogs will be dogs and they love to dig, fart, and maybe if you're lucky, scoot their butts on the ground to itch them or express their anal glands or whatever. If you have a funny and quirky dog, this design is for you! Hand-illustrated and lettered without the use of AI. Hand-Illustrated / Pet Portraits / Digital Art / No-AI Used Dog Mom Dog Dad Pawrent DINKWAD Pawty | Golden Retriever | Labrador Retriever | Poodle | Doodle | Wolfhound | Sighthound | Greyhound | Schnauzer | Corgi | Chihuahua | Portuguese Water Dog | Portie | PWD | Wheaten Terrier | Iggie | Catahoula | Brindle | Shepherd | Shiba Inu | Akita | Cocker Spaniel | Mastiff | Dog

Description: This design idea came to me at night when I couldn't sleep and it just had to be brought to life. Dogs will be dogs and they love to dig, fart, and maybe if you're lucky, scoot their butts on the ground to itch them or express their anal glands or whatever. If you have a funny and quirky dog, this design is for you! Hand-illustrated and lettered without the use of AI. Hand-Illustrated / Pet Portraits / Digital Art / No-AI Used Dog Mom Dog Dad Pawrent DINKWAD Pawty | Golden Retriever | Labrador Retriever | Poodle | Doodle | Wolfhound | Sighthound | Greyhound | Schnauzer | Corgi | Chihuahua | Portuguese Water Dog | Portie | PWD | Wheaten Terrier | Iggie | Catahoula | Brindle | Shepherd | Shiba Inu | Akita | Cocker Spaniel | Mastiff | Dog

Description: This design idea came to me at night when I couldn't sleep and it just had to be brought to life. Dogs will be dogs and they love to dig, fart, sploot, and maybe if you're lucky, scoot their butts on the ground to itch them or express their anal glands or whatever. If you have a funny and quirky dog, this design is for you! Hand-illustrated and lettered without the use of AI. Hand-Illustrated / Pet Portraits / Digital Art / No-AI Used Dog Mom Dog Dad Pawrent DINKWAD Pawty | Golden Retriever | Labrador Retriever | Poodle | Doodle | Wolfhound | Sighthound | Greyhound | Schnauzer | Corgi | Chihuahua | Portuguese Water Dog | Portie | PWD | Wheaten Terrier | Iggie | Catahoula | Brindle | Shepherd | Shiba Inu | Akita | Cocker Spaniel

Description: This design idea came to me at night when I couldn't sleep and it just had to be brought to life. Dogs will be dogs and they love to dig, fart, sploot, and maybe if you're lucky, scoot their butts on the ground to itch them or express their anal glands or whatever. If you have a funny and quirky dog, this design is for you! Hand-illustrated and lettered without the use of AI. Hand-Illustrated / Pet Portraits / Digital Art / No-AI Used Dog Mom Dog Dad Pawrent DINKWAD Pawty | Golden Retriever | Labrador Retriever | Poodle | Doodle | Wolfhound | Sighthound | Greyhound | Schnauzer | Corgi | Chihuahua | Portuguese Water Dog | Portie | PWD | Wheaten Terrier | Iggie | Catahoula | Brindle | Shepherd | Shiba Inu | Akita | Cocker Spaniel |

Description: "Look, Mom! Bruno is expressing himself!"