Dont Call Your Ex Merch
Description: State your communication boundaries loud and clear with this hilariously blunt typography design: "Sorry I missed your call, it's just that I don't use my phone for that." Rendered in clean, understated text, it delivers pure dry humor for anyone who strictly avoids answering unscheduled phone calls. The ultimate relatable graphic for introverts, texters, and lovers of sarcastic daily humor. Works great printed on dark t-shirts, cozy hoodies, phone cases, work mugs, and funny laptop or water bottle stickers.
Sorry I Missed Your Call Dont Use Phone Sarcastic Introvert Quote Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by Pink Ocean
$16 $24
My Favorite Murder: Karen, Georgia, and Elvis Magnet
by misnamedplants
$3.75 $4.75
You're In a Cult, Call Your Dad. - Murderino Funny Humor Socks
by little dora art
$14 $20
Description: ***I RECOMMEND A DARK BACKGROUND FOR ANY ITEMS!!!*** The text and border is white and will get lost on light backgrounds. Fan art for the podcast, My Favorite Murder! You're in a cult, call your dad. A favorite quote from the early days of MFM! Follow me on Instagram @parkstreetart Feel free to message me for custom work, or work that is posted on IG, but not uploaded here :) SSDGM, y'all!
You're in a CULT, call your DAD! My Favorite Murder Crewneck Sweatshirt
by Park Street Art + Design
$28 $35
Description: Fan art created for the podcast, My Favorite Murder. If you find yourself in a cult-y situation.. call your dad. IG: parkstreetart Tag me in your photos! SSDGM and don't join a cult, -Adrienne
You're in a Cult...Call Your Dad! My Favorite Murder Posters and Art
by Park Street Art + Design
$10 $14
I Dont Need Google My Girlfriend Knows Everything T-Shirt
by ZenCloak
$16 $24
Sorry I Missed Your Call It's Just that I Don't Use My Phone Tote
by Karina Creative
$13 $20
Description: Buy "Sorry I Missed Your Call It's Just That I Don't Use My Phone" now! Our designs are clever, trendy, and perfect for you! We are so confident in our shirts brightening up your day. Click our store "Super Tato" for more designs and style options.
Sorry I Missed Your Call It's Just That I Don't Use My Phone Tapestry
by Super Tato
$23 $30
Sorry I Missed Your Call It's Just that I Don't Use My Phone Phone Case
by Karina Creative
$17 $23
Description: Buy "Sorry I Missed Your Call It's Just That I Don't Use My Phone" now! Our designs are clever, trendy, and perfect for you! We are so confident in our shirts brightening up your day. Click our store "Super Tato" for more designs and style options.
Sorry I Missed Your Call It's Just That I Don't Use My Phone Posters and Art
by Super Tato
$10 $14
Description: Don't Let This Darkness Fool You, All Light Turned Off Can Be Turned On, Call Your Mom, Inspired
Don't Let This Darkness Fool You Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by Wild Ember Co
$16 $24
Sorry not Sorry - Six the Musical Quote Pin
by Downstage Designs
$2.75 $3.25