Dysfunction Merch
Description: POV: you should be productive but your brain said nah and this judgmental Scottish Fold is literally you right now. The fluffy folded-ear cat with the ultimate “done” stare is your spirit animal when motivation ghosted you. i should be productive but my brain said nah, gen z procrastination, and executive dysfunction — three truths that hit when your to-do list is screaming but your brain is on permanent vacation. Whether doomscrolling instead of working or mentally logging off mid-task, this design is the sarcastic comfort you need on a tee when productivity guilt hits. Perfect for Gen Z who’s deep in the high-functioning rot but whose brain keeps saying nah.
Description: Embrace the chaos of your workplace, household, or friend group with this funny design! Featuring a smug cartoon frog dressed in a sharp pinstripe business suit, this is the perfect graphic for managers, moms, dads, and anyone who proudly leads a highly dysfunctional team. A great sarcastic gift for coworkers or bosses who know exactly how to manage the madness.
Description: Embrace the chaos of your workplace, household, or friend group with this funny design! Featuring a smug cartoon frog dressed in a sharp pinstripe business suit, this is the perfect graphic for managers, moms, dads, and anyone who proudly leads a highly dysfunctional team. A great sarcastic gift for coworkers or bosses who know exactly how to manage the madness.
Description: Embrace the chaos of your workplace, household, or friend group with this funny design! Featuring a smug cartoon frog dressed in a sharp pinstripe business suit, this is the perfect graphic for managers, moms, dads, and anyone who proudly leads a highly dysfunctional team. A great sarcastic gift for coworkers or bosses who know exactly how to manage the madness.
Description: Embrace the chaos of your workplace, household, or friend group with this funny design! Featuring a smug cartoon frog dressed in a sharp pinstripe business suit, this is the perfect graphic for managers, moms, dads, and anyone who proudly leads a highly dysfunctional team. A great sarcastic gift for coworkers or bosses who know exactly how to manage the madness.
Description: POV: you hyperfixated for 3 hours then completely disappeared and this focused Husky is literally you right now. The intense dog with the “I was locked in but now I’m gone” stare is your spirit animal when motivation hits hard then vanishes. hyperfixated for 3 hours then disappeared, gen z hyperfixation, and adhd burnout — three truths that hit when you’re all-in for one task then ghost everything else. Whether doomscrolling after a deep focus session or mentally logging off mid-project, this design is the sarcastic comfort you need on a tee when your brain decides it’s done. Perfect for Gen Z who’s deep in the high-functioning rot but hyperfixates then disappears
Description: Embrace the chaos of your workplace, household, or friend group with this funny design! Featuring a smug cartoon frog dressed in a sharp pinstripe business suit, this is the perfect graphic for managers, moms, dads, and anyone who proudly leads a highly dysfunctional team. A great sarcastic gift for coworkers or bosses who know exactly how to manage the madness.
Description: Embrace the chaos of your workplace, household, or friend group with this funny design! Featuring a smug cartoon frog dressed in a sharp pinstripe business suit, this is the perfect graphic for managers, moms, dads, and anyone who proudly leads a highly dysfunctional team. A great sarcastic gift for coworkers or bosses who know exactly how to manage the madness.
Description: Take charge of your chaotic energy with this hilariously relatable vintage-style design. Featuring a dapper goose dressed to the nines in a tuxedo and shades, this intricate woodcut graphic turns the daily struggle of "Executive Dysfunction" into a fancy, official job title. It is the ultimate edgy statement piece for neurodivergent folks managing ADHD, burnt-out office managers, and anyone who proudly embraces their inner silly goose to navigate a messy world.
