Eatmypaint Merch

The long awaited Big Lasagne Theory crossover episode. many call this cursed image an affront to humanity.

please relate, there's more colours which means the likelihood of someone relating to it will increase.

please relate

Well done, brave warrior. In these confusing times in the land of Pandemikingdom, you have stumbled upon a most rare and intriguing item... THE FABLED TOILET ROLL. Combine your stockpiled Toilet Roll with the two remaining fabled items, PARACETAMOL and ANTISEPTIC HAND SANITISER to max out your CORRUPTION STAT and achieve complete and utter ASSBAGGERY.

Sometimes we have to make time for the things that matter. Poop emoji has had enough and can no longer stand by as the ignorant masses are unreceptive to his peaceful protests.

Take othe world with a sense of newfound optimism and relentless positivity. Brighten the miserable lives of those around you with this beauty!

The h*ck you lookin at kid? Get busy livin, or get busy dyin. Wear this and you'll be gettin busy looking fly as h*ck.

We need to help our poor planety boi from getting too hot and bothered. Maybe this design will help others to be more eco friendly

Whether you want to award yourself with this honour or bestow it upon someone else, this design is for those who go the extra mile. Looks nice too!

If you would prefer to reide into battle alongside this valiant ham, but don't want to hear him speak then this might be good for you.

Check this stylish design featuring 4 characters from the comics floating around in limbo!

The Winner of the 2nd Annual Eatmypaint Tourney pops up to say hewwo

Taken from the familiar comic that somehow made it around the internet and in the minds and hearts of all who gazed upon it.

Need something that can convey your default mood to passersby? Look no further.

It's ya boi, kermit the toad!

Is a description really needed? Look how cute this hamster is!! Modelled on my best boy Hercules who's on his voyage along rainbow road.

Maintain your social distancing with this cute number.

strike fear and unease into anyone who locks eyes with this design

The winning character of the 2019 Eatmypaint Tourney. Don't ask what life gives you when he's all out of lemons

Just point to this design next time a slobbering anti-masker decides to lecture you about the Covid vs Flu death stats

This cute design is a great way to make people think that their eyes are funny!

Let people know in advance that you do not wish for them to be anywhere near you! (Inverted for people who like wearing black tees)

A sweet design to commemorate the finalists of the Eatmypaint Tourney!

It's what we all want, deep down. The glare really seals it.

Whether you like to kick ass and chew bubblegum or kick bubblegum and chew ass, this is for you. Based on the shirt worn in this comic: https://www.eatmypaint.co.uk/comic/73-bubblegum-1/

Say "Elephant Juice" silently in the mirror... what does it look like?