Empty Merch
Description: This hilarious vintage-style illustration features a grumpy, exhausted tabby cat lounging in a classic armchair. With an empty tuna can on the armrest and a cynical expression, this funny feline is living its ninth life to the fullest. Featuring the quote "Eight Lives Down. One Left To Go. The Tabby's Toll," this retro graphic is perfect for cat lovers who appreciate sarcastic and relatable dark humor.
Grumpy Tabby Cat Eight Lives Down Funny Vintage Animal Humor Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by Drusillack
$17 $24
Description: No eyes, and somehow that's the least surprising part. The moon at her temple isn't decoration — some things watch better from outside the visible spectrum. Part of aswIDN, Timeless Symbols collection. Some truths never needed words.
Blind Oracle Skull Crescent Moon Veil Mystic Symbol Art Kids Hoodie
by aswIDN Archives
$26 $36
Description: Put a humorous twist on a classic rhyme with this "And This Little Piggy Says... ENOUGH." design featuring retro 70s style colorful typography. A perfect gift idea for introverts, sarcastic humor lovers, and anyone whose social battery is completely drained!
And This Little Piggy Says Enough Funny Retro Vintage Gift Bag
by novablend
$19 $24
Description: Embrace the humor of pet ownership with this funny cat design featuring a demanding kitten. The distressed graphic shows a sassy feline raising a paw next to an empty food bowl, with the text 'Excuse Me The Food Bowl's Been Empty For Four Minutes'. This design is perfect for cat owners, cat moms, cat dads, and anyone who appreciates the unique personality of their friends. Celebrate your love for cats, kittens, and all things feline with this humorous pet-themed apparel. It's a great conversation starter for animal lovers and a fun way to express your devotion to your hungry kitty. Show off your passion for pets and share a laugh about the constant demands of a well-loved cat.
Excuse Me The Food Bowl's Been Empty - Funny Hungry Kitten Tapestry
by LionKingShirts
$23 $30
Description: My Bank Accorcunt Just Hit Zero #CheerDadLife. This design is for cheer dads and cheerleading parents who embrace the cheer competition lifestyle. Funny cheer father humor.
My Bank Accorcunt Just Hit Zero #CheerDadLife Funny Cheer Dad Cheerleading Parent Hat
by sandro
$12 $19
Excuse Me Your Birdfeeder Is Empty Again Gift Funny Squirrel Tapestry
by Horro_zoo
$23 $30
Description: A cute cartoon goldfish featuring the phrase "Processing Absolutely Nothing." Perfect for anyone experiencing brain fog, low motivation, or those moments when thoughts simply refuse to load. This funny goldfish design combines adorable animal art with relatable humor, making it ideal for introverts, students, office workers, gamers, and anyone running on minimal mental capacity. Great for t-shirts, stickers, hoodies, mugs, and gifts for fans of cute animals, sarcastic humor, and everyday relatable memes.
Funny Goldfish Processing Absolutely Nothing | Cute Empty Brain Meme Hoodie
by Sarcasmix
$32 $42
Description: Hell Is Empty All the Devils Are Here 90s vintage heavy metal band tee – Retro Occult Rainbow T shirt, 1950s style tshirt, Japanese t shirt, meme tee, Mental Health
Hell Is Empty All the Devils Are Here 90s vintage heavy metal band tee – Retro Occult Rainbow T shirt, 1950s style tshirt, Japanese t shirt, meme tee, Mental Health Posters and Art
by SELFAMUSED
$10 $14
Description: There’s nothing in the bowl… and Pugget is not happy about it. 🥺🐶🥔 Those puppy eyes say it all. This hungry little cartoon pug is sitting beside his completely empty bowl, waiting patiently for someone to fix this terrible situation. A cute and funny design for pug lovers, dog lovers, fans of cartoon pug characters, and anyone who knows that an empty bowl is a serious emergency.
Hungry Pugget – Sad Cartoon Pug with Empty Bowl Tank Top
by rail_rz
$16 $21
Squirrel Excuse Me, Bird Feeder's Empty Again Kids Hoodie
by Style Chic
$26 $36
Description: Running on caffeine and absolutely no thoughts? This funny retro brain design is perfect for coffee lovers, tired students, overworked adults, night owls, gamers, coders, introverts, and anyone surviving life one cup at a time. Featuring a sleepy cartoon brain holding coffee with a distressed vintage aesthetic, this humorous design mixes chaotic energy with relatable caffeine addiction vibes.
No Thoughts Just Caffeine Funny Brain Coffee Retro Vintage Meme Socks
by Db Printed
$14 $20
Without Bus Drivers Classrooms Would Be Empty School Bus Hoodie
by Tovani
$32 $42
Without Bus Drivers Classrooms Would Be Empty School Bus Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by Tovani
$17 $24
Excuse Me The Bird Feeder's Empty Again Backyard Humor Pillow
by peaceb
$23 $28
Description: A small, solitary being sits atop a mountain of corpses. Every failure, every attempt, every thwarted journey has contributed to its ascent. After countless sacrifices, the pile has grown so high that it reaches the moon. A subtle tribute to perseverance, determination, and the long road traveled by the most daring.
Description: Minimalist and powerful anime style digital illustration of a calm samurai ronin with white hair, dressed in a traditional black kimono, holding a katana sword. Featuring expressive Japanese calligraphy ink brush strokes and a red rising sun detail. Perfect dark aesthetic for manga lovers, bushido culture fans, and modern streetwear fashion. Great gift for otaku, gamers, and anyone into tactical or traditional Japanese warrior art.
Description: Mostly Running On Empty ALS Warrior The quote "Mostly Running On Empty ALS Warrior" represents the physical and emotional challenges faced by ALS warriors and their relentless pursuit of hope. As a last-minute Christmas stocking stuffer, holiday office party gift, white elephant gag gift exchange, Father's or Mother's Day memento, graduation or appreciation day moment, or any time of year or season to celebrate someone special. Add to Cart NOW
Description: Great gift for Halloween lovers, costume fans, and anyone who enjoys spooky humor.
Carved Out & Empty Inside Funny Halloween Baseball T-Shirt
by Hwit Cat Mghribi
$19 $26
Raccoon Running on Empty – Funny Introvert Posters and Art
by Msisita
$10 $14
Description: A vintage-inspired collector graphic built around the psychological frustration of one unfinished space inside an otherwise carefully organized trading card binder. “EMPTY SLOT” captures the obsessive feeling that a collection can never truly be complete when one missing card is still waiting to fill the final space.
Description: Is your internal fuel gauge hitting 'E'? This Running On Empty T-shirt is the perfect relatable design for anyone surviving on caffeine and pure willpower. The graphic features a sad, exhausted green coffee cup with droopy eyes and a frown, emitting messy steam above the bold white text "Running On Empty". It captures the feeling of burnout, sleep deprivation, and the desperate need for a refill. Whether you are a tired parent, an overworked student, or an employee counting down the seconds to 5 PM, this shirt makes a hilarious gift for coffee addicts and caffeine lovers everywhere.
Funny Running On Empty Coffee Cup Posters and Art
by Store Of Maruf
$10 $14
Description: Perfect For Tired People, Exhausted Individuals, And Anyone Experiencing Burnout. This Design Humorously Expresses A Low Energy Level With An Empty 'Energy' Gauge.
Energy Empty Gauge Tired Exhausted Burnout Pillow
by lametafisicadeitubi
$23 $28
Description: This broke truffle character turns money trouble into a loud and funny visual joke. The broke theme is clear through the empty wallet, dramatic crying streams, and bold text about being rich in taste but poor in cash. Its gold chain, chunky shoes, white gloves, and sparkling yellow lettering give the design a flashy streetwear feel. The worried eyebrows and open crying mouth make the character look overwhelmed but still playful. Great for stickers, shirts, hoodies, mugs, notebooks, or gifts for anyone who enjoys food humor and money jokes.
Goldsob – Crying Truffle With Empty Wallet Kids T-Shirt
by Taevershroom
$14 $21