Engineer Profession Merch
Description: A simple flowchart in white boxes with black outlines on a black background. The central box reads 'ENGINEER'. Arrows connect 'COFFEE' from above, 'PROBLEM' from the left, 'SOLUTION' from the right, and 'SARCASTIC (BY-PRODUCT)' from below to the 'ENGINEER' box.
Engineer Flowchart Coffee Problem Solution Sarcasm Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by Illustrations By Majali
$24
Description: A stark black background hosts four lines of text. The first two lines, 'EAT.' and 'SLEEP.', are in bold white capital letters with a distressed texture. The third line, 'ENGINEER.', is in bold yellow capital letters with a similar distressed texture. The final line, 'REPEAT.', is again in bold white capital letters with the same distressed texture.
Description: A monochrome representation of a brain split down the middle. The left half is organic, depicted with intricate folds and gray lines. The right half is mechanical, filled with various gears, circuits, and mechanical components. Below the brain graphic, the text 'ENGINEER' is displayed in pixelated capital letters, followed by 'I KNOW BETTER' in bold, shadowed capital letters.
Description: A monochrome graphic featuring a white rectangular panel with rounded corners set against a black background. Bold black text reads 'MECHANICAL' across the top, followed by 'EVIL GENIUS CLEVERTY DISGUISED AS A' on a smaller line, and 'ENGINEER' in large bold letters at the bottom. A thin black line separates the middle text from the bottom text.
Description: A black background with text listing engineer hourly rates and corresponding actions. The top section reads "ENGINEER" in large yellow letters with a blue outline, followed by "HOURLY RATE" with lightning bolt symbols on either side. Below, rates from $100/HR to $500/HR are listed with descriptions of the engineer's tasks.
Description: A bold, white text-based composition with teal horizontal line accents and several golden gear elements. The text reads "RETIRED ENGINEER JUST LIKE A REGULAR ENGINEER ONLY WAY HAPPIER". The gear illustrations are arranged centrally between the two 'ENGINEER' text lines and above 'ONLY WAY HAPPIER'.
Description: A set of stylized marquee letters spelling out "ENGINEER". The letters are designed with a 3D effect, featuring a pink outline and filled with blue and yellow gradients. Each letter is adorned with small pink and blue dots resembling lights, giving it a theatrical or carnival appearance.
Description: A black background displays white text. The main word is "Engineer", followed by its phonetic pronunciation "/=\n\u0259nd\u0259n\u0259r/ noun". Below this is a definition starting with "A person who does precision guesswork based of unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge.". Finally, "see also: Wizard, Magician" is presented.
Description: A retro-style word collage featuring four lines of bold text. The top line reads 'HUSBAND' in orange. The second line reads 'DAD' in a cracked, off-white color. The third line reads 'ENGINEER' in yellow. The bottom line reads 'LEGEND' in teal. Each word has a dark outline and a subtle shadow.
Description: A black background with white elements. The word "ENGINEER" is prominently displayed in large capital letters. Above the word are various scientific and technical symbols including atomic structures, a helicopter, wind turbines, a beaker, circuit board patterns, equations like E=X/S and V=√(CV^3), and bar graphs. Below the word is the phonetic spelling "noun.[en-juh-neer]" and a definition of an engineer.
Description: A bold graphic with the word "ENGINEER" in distressed red lettering at the top, followed by "HOURLY RATE" in white. Below are listed hourly rates with corresponding conditions: "$100 - MINIMUM", "$130 - IF YOU WATCH", "$150 - IF YOU HELP", "$200 - IF YOU WORKED ON IT FIRST", and "$250 - IF YOU TELL ME HOWD TO DO MY JOB". A set of golden gears is positioned above the word "ENGINEER". The background is black.
Description: A bold black background features two lines of text. The top line reads "TRUST ME, I'M AN" in yellow, arched slightly upwards. Below this, the word "ENGINEER" is prominently displayed in large, white capital letters, also with a slight upward arch. The overall style is stark and attention-grabbing.
Description: A black background features white text in a distressed, bold font. The top line reads "I'M A". Below this, the word "DAD" is prominently displayed. Centered below that are two stars flanking the text "AND AN". The word "ENGINEER" is written in large, distressed letters. The bottom line reads "NOTHING SCARES ME".
I'm a Dad and an Engineer Nothing Scares Me Text Graphic Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by RIO BRIAN AMIGOS
$24
Description: A black background features white text. The top line reads "I'm an" in a cursive font. Below that, in large block letters, is "ENGINEER." A bright blue adjustable wrench is positioned diagonally behind "ENGINEER" with a blue gear. To the right of the wrench, smaller text reads "SO LETS" and below that, "LETS ASSUME IM NEVER WRONG,"
Description: A bold white text graphic on a black background. The top text reads "I'M A DAD". Below that, a hard hat graphic is to the left of "And An". The largest text reads "ENGINEER". A line drawing of a pencil runs horizontally across the middle, below which is the text "Nothing SCARES ME".
Description: A black background with white text. The top reads "ENGINEER" in large block letters. Below that, "WE DO" is on a banner. The central text states "PRECISION Guess Work" with "PRECISION" in block letters and "Guess Work" in a script font. The bottom section reads "BASED ON UNRELIABLE DATA PROVIDED BY THOSE OF QUESTIONABLE KNOWLEDGE" in block letters.
