Eventually Merch
Description: A retro emblem design featuring a red rocket ship in the center, with orbital lines and dots in the background. The text "RED ROCKET TRUCK STOP" curves around the top within a black border, and "DRIVE IN, FLY OUT! (EVENTUALLY)" curves around the bottom. The overall style is distressed and vintage.
Red Rocket Truck Stop Drive In, Fly Out! (Eventually) Emblem Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by BrotherNightSky
$24
Description: A circular emblem with a distressed, retro style. It features a red rocket ship in the center, angled upwards with yellow flames from its base. Surrounding the rocket is an atomic orbital pattern with small blue circles. Curved text at the top reads 'RED ROCKET TRUCK STOP' and at the bottom reads 'DRIVE IN, FLY OUT! (EVENTUALLY)'.
Description: Civic Commentary: Remove the Cockroaches A dense typographic silhouette built from repeated fragments of the statement “Eventually the cockroaches will have to be removed.” The words form the entire insect profile, creating a striking blend of civic commentary, bureaucratic satire, and graphic editorial design. The layered text structure gives the piece a symbolic, almost propaganda‑like tone, while the high‑contrast layout reinforces its message. Ideal for fans of conceptual typography, dystopian humor, and bold civic‑style posters that deliver commentary through structure and repetition.
Description: Civic Commentary: Remove the Cockroaches (Dark Version) A dense typographic silhouette built from repeated fragments of the statement “Eventually the cockroaches will have to be removed.” The words form the entire insect profile, creating a striking blend of civic commentary, bureaucratic satire, and graphic editorial design. The layered text structure gives the piece a symbolic, almost propaganda‑like tone, while the high‑contrast layout reinforces its message. Ideal for fans of conceptual typography, dystopian humor, and bold civic‑style posters that deliver commentary through structure and repetition.
Description: A distressed graphic of a vintage-style alarm clock. The clock face is white with black hour and minute markers. "zzz" is written twice on the clock face. White lines radiate outwards from the clock. The text "IF I HIT SNOOZE ENOUGH TIMES" curves around the top, and "IT'LL EVENTUALLY BE THE WEEKEND" curves around the bottom.
Alarm Clock "If I Hit Snooze Enough Times It'll Eventually Be The Weekend" Hoodie
by STUDIO DESIGN JAMSON
$42
Description: A circular emblem with an orange outer border and a gray inner border. Inside, there are four cartoon turtles of different colors (green, brown, blue, red) set against a blue grid background. Text around the border reads "SLOW CAR CLUB" on the top and "0 to 60 EVENTUALLY" on the bottom.
Description: A retro-style graphic with a bright yellow sun emitting colored rays of blue, cyan, yellow, orange, and red. Below the sun are stylized white mountain peaks against a black background. Text at the bottom reads "Out Of Breath Hiking" with smaller text below it stating "WE WILL BE THERE EVENTUALLY".
Description: A symmetrical design centered around the text 'CAMP GRENADA SUMMAH CAMP'. Flanking the text are a standing bear and an alligator. Above is a rain cloud, and below is a skeleton hand. Arrows point outwards from the center. The tagline 'It eventually gets bettah.' is at the bottom center.
Camp Grenada Summah Camp with Bear, Alligator, Cloud, and Skeleton Hand Shorts
by RIO BRIAN AMIGOS
$27
Description: This anti authoritarian design delivers a powerful reminder about government overreach and personal freedom. Perfect for activists, protest supporters, and anyone passionate about civil rights and justice, it speaks directly to those who value liberty and accountability. A bold graphic for people who want to make their voice heard.
Description: For those mornings when “rise and shine” feels more like “try and survive.” This funny, ironic design features a tired crow dramatically lying on its back beside an empty coffee mug — a perfect portrait of anyone who runs on caffeine and sheer willpower. With a gothic yet relatable vibe, it’s ideal for night owls, non-morning people, and coffee addicts who understand that waking up is a full quest. Perfect for stickers, mugs, shirts, or tote bags — a hilarious gift for anyone who greets the dawn with a groan instead of a smile. Great for lovers of dark humor, witchy aesthetics, and sleepy sarcasm.
Description: You may have thought the cultures of war are gone. But all cultures share the same fate eventually. Cultures say they fight back. But culture won’t help. The illustration is also available without the text. This drawing is part of an illustrated, interactive book, available on the iPad. Download it from the App Store: http://j.mp/1bGJsG6
Description: You may have thought the cultures of war are gone. But all cultures share the same fate eventually. Cultures say they fight back. But culture won’t help. The illustration is also available without the text. This drawing is part of an illustrated, interactive book, available on the iPad. Download it from the App Store: http://j.mp/1bGJsG6
Description: A diagram illustrating the GitFlow branching model. It depicts different branches like 'main', 'hotfix', 'develop', and 'release' with version numbers (1.0, 2.0, 2.1). Text labels explain actions such as 'fix critical issues', 'prepare a major release branch', 'feature', 'fixes', and 'merge and develop'. Below the diagram, the text reads 'When it absolutely, positively must be delivered eventually.' The background is black, and the diagram elements are in various colors including blue, purple, green, red, and light blue.
Description: Embrace the joy of the journey with this hilarious "Out of Breath Hiking Society: Don't Worry, I'll Be There in a Minute" tee! This design celebrates hikers of all paces, perfect for those who love the outdoors but may take a little longer to conquer the trails. Made with breathable fabric, this shirt is ideal for leisurely hikes and enjoying the scenic beauty. It's a lighthearted reminder that the adventure is more important than the speed!
Description: You may have thought the cultures of war are gone. But all cultures share the same fate eventually. Cultures say they fight back. But culture won’t help. The illustration is also available without the text. This drawing is part of an illustrated, interactive book, available on the iPad. Download it from the App Store: http://j.mp/1bGJsG6
Description: You may have thought the cultures of war are gone. But all cultures share the same fate eventually. Cultures say they fight back. But culture won’t help. The illustration is also available without the text. This drawing is part of an illustrated, interactive book, available on the iPad. Download it from the App Store: http://j.mp/1bGJsG6
