Expect More From You Merch
Description: Make a statement without saying a word in this “Shut Up Mike — No More From You Today” tee. Perfect for office pranksters, family gatherings, or anyone with a sense of humor about ‘that Mike’ in their life. Crafted from soft, durable cotton, this bold graphic shirt is ideal for casual wear, parties, and gift exchanges. Let your shirt do the talking and bring laughter wherever you go.
Description: What Did You Expect From A Draft Dodger Bold two-tone typography design calling out the hypocrisy of a leader who dodged service but loves sending others to fight his battles. “What Did You Expect From A Draft Dodger” is stacked in punchy vintage-poster lettering — bright red header type giving way to a massive navy “DRAFT DODGER” payoff line. Part of Puff Sumo’s ongoing civic accountability series, this design channels classic protest-poster energy with a distressed letterpress texture for an authentic, hand-stamped feel. Perfect for anyone who’s tired of chickenhawks talking tough from the sidelines. Wear it to the next rally, the next town hall, or just to make your feelings about bone-spur bravado crystal clear. Bold, blunt, and imposs
Description: Make a statement without saying a word in this “Shut Up Mike — No More From You Today” tee. Perfect for office pranksters, family gatherings, or anyone with a sense of humor about ‘that Mike’ in their life. Crafted from soft, durable cotton, this bold graphic shirt is ideal for casual wear, parties, and gift exchanges. Let your shirt do the talking and bring laughter wherever you go.
Description: What Did You Expect From A Draft Dodger (Dark Version) Bold two-tone typography design calling out the hypocrisy of a leader who dodged service but loves sending others to fight his battles. “What Did You Expect From A Draft Dodger” is stacked in punchy vintage-poster lettering — bright red header type giving way to a massive navy “DRAFT DODGER” payoff line. Part of Puff Sumo’s ongoing civic accountability series, this design channels classic protest-poster energy with a distressed letterpress texture for an authentic, hand-stamped feel. Perfect for anyone who’s tired of chickenhawks talking tough from the sidelines. Wear it to the next rally, the next town hall, or just to make your feelings about bone-spur bravado crystal clear.
Description: A bold, monochrome statement featuring the words "SHUT UP" in individual black boxes with white lettering, some with speckled accents. Below this, the name "JEFF" is displayed prominently within a white rounded rectangle. At the bottom, the text "NO MORE FROM YOU TODAY" appears in white block lettering against a black background.
