Explicit Merch

dangerous social media

real music fans ONLY

Joey Ramone

Do you know when in the morning as soon as wake up you wish there was no one beyond you? It's true, don't waste your breath, make your shirt say for you!

"Parental Advisory Positive Vibes"

Struggling to get people to listen when you tell them your pronouns? Start wearing our pronoun advisory shirt around them. It’s historically been used as an explicit content warning and was made to grab the attention of even the most oblivious people. If they won’t pay attention to that, maybe they’re just not worth it. We can be friends instead :)

Are you a fan of movies and you can't not make spoilers? Do you have a friend who spoiles the ending of all the movies? This is the right tshirt for you! : D

I've Got 99 Problems but..

Explicit Monologues

Judgemental Supervisory Implicit Dissent

happy aromantic appreciation week 2019, tell 'em where to stick their soppy romance nonsense. (also available for dark shirts as well as in an aroace version)

happy aromantic appreciation week 2019, tell 'em where to stick their soppy romance nonsense. joke doesn't work as well as the aro only version but ehhh. (also available for light shirts)

Judgemental Supervisory Implicit Dissent

Players advisory dangerous GM

Struggling to get people to listen when you tell them your pronouns? Start wearing our pronoun advisory shirt around them. It’s historically been used as an explicit content warning and was made to grab the attention of even the most oblivious people. If they won’t pay attention to that, maybe they’re just not worth it. We can be friends instead :) More with Neo-pronouns coming soon!!!

Be inspiring. Be offensive. Be yourself!

Struggling to get people to listen when you tell them your pronouns? Start wearing our pronoun advisory shirt around them. It’s historically been used as an explicit content warning and was made to grab the attention of even the most oblivious people. If they won’t pay attention to that, maybe they’re just not worth it. We can be friends instead :) More with Neo-pronouns coming soon!!!

It’s definitely a mood most mornings for me. I’m not kupo until I’ve had a cup or two. (Explicit version also in my shop, along with the Carbuncs Coffee mug!)

A spiral staircase looking upwards

Unicorns are always so happy...this one, not so much.

Put me anywhere on God's green earth I'll triple my worth!

dangerous social media

Unusual formed roof of a modern complex

FUNNY SAYING DAD TO BE PLEASE WAIT COOL VINTAGE STYLE

Struggling to get people to listen when you tell them your pronouns? Start wearing our pronoun advisory shirt around them. It’s historically been used as an explicit content warning and was made to grab the attention of even the most oblivious people. If they won’t pay attention to that, maybe they’re just not worth it. We can be friends instead :) More with Neo-pronouns coming soon!!!

Content 2

A staircase up a hillside showing modern architectural design

Police Station kinda fire

This t-shirt is for the badass miracle workers in all of us. Whether you're a teacher, nurse, parent, chef, artist, or anything else in between, you're a badass miracle worker. You're the one who makes things happen, even when it's tough. You're the one who inspires others to do their best. You're the one who makes the world a better place.So wear this t-shirt with pride and let everyone know that you're a badass miracle worker!🡳🡳 BUY IT NOW 🡳🡳.

Parental Rights

Not funny? Not mine!

Judgemental Supervisory Implicit Dissent

Screw you, explicit quote design. This design is not just made to abuse people, or show your anger, but can also be perfect for people to show their attitude or anger. This design doesn't have much of an abusive message but intended in a light tone to maybe express the fact that one could be mad or upset. Or do you know someone who uses these words way too often? This could be the perfect gift for them. The design itself is quite simple. It's just a U-shaped Screw.