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The Clapping Clam

Is that a Snickers? Can I have some?

The best prank call fake name?

The Psycho Chicken Bar & Grill is the perfect place to sit back, relax, grab a brew and a burger and watch the hens fight over the roosters.

Your favorite dive bar's favorite dive bar.

Is that a Milky Way? Can I have some?

The Clapping Clam

Milliways, better known as the Restaurant at the End of the Universe, is a five star restaurant situated at the end of time and matter. Its main attraction is allowing diners to view a Gnab Gib, before desserts are served. It appeared in the original radio series, second book, and in the television series.

The perfect shirt for those occasions when you really want to annoy those preachy real ale types in the pub (alcohol free real ale will irritate them no end) and tell them you don't give a fox.

Greetings explorers! Come on down to Pizza Adventure, where we put an adventure in every slice! Order one of our amazing signature pizzas like Kali-Ma's Fire or the Exotic Meat Lovers! Your Pizza Adventure awaits!