Fart Merch

Awesome Fart Ghost design that makes a great gift for any occasion.

Anxiety: I’m worried about my doctor visit tomorrow. I’m sure it will be fine, babe. FART!!! This is why I don’t share my feelings. You’re not worried about the doctor anymore. Cramped Conditions web-comic at www.crampedconditions.com

Embark on a wild west adventure with my lightly vintage artwork featuring a horse from the hipster glasses, accompanied by the witty phrase, "you're either a smart fella or a fart smella."

Embark on a wild west adventure with my lightly vintage artwork featuring a horse from the hipster glasses, accompanied by the witty phrase, "you're either a smart fella or a fart smella."

Whoever smelt it dealt it!

Yes, this movie was terrible, but now you can find redemption in the hilarious take on its title. Bloody got 'em!

Oopsala Rülpsala Furzsala is German word for Oopsy Farting Burping .

The perfect gift

They both come out of our bodies, they both makes someone's day worse, but for some reason only one warrants an apology. We should fix that, so say something.

Keep Calm and break wind

No Farting

If you fart on me again, I’ll leave you! Toot That’s different! Mine are ADORABLE Cramped Conditions web-comic at www.crampedconditions.com

Rip one out fart joke - kill everyone around you in a gassy fashion. If you can read this, you can also smell it.

Dutch Oven's Baked Beans, soak in the scent.

Fart Humor is definitely a thing because we all do it, however, some more than others. This funny rainbow colored unicorn design shows a unicorn farting rainbow colored gas which raises him in the air. The font is fun and colorful as well. A very funny and happy design that makes a great gift for Farting Dads, Farting Brothers, and those who fart and try to deny it.

Happy Pride!

If you can smell my fart.... you are too close!! Hahaha!!

Catculus, back at drawin out my girl Turtlecat!

I Heart (Love) Sharts

Common farewell sentiment

Fart proudly - even Benjamin Franklin said so

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Make everyone aware of the dangers.

Get this Funny I Fart Like A Ninja, Silent And Deadly Joke Design. A great gift for your farty ass wind bag Dad, husband, wife, son, daughter, brother, sister or just a general farty person you know.

Farting: I hate what we have become. The couple that farts together, stays together. Cramped Conditions web-comic at www.crampedconditions.com

Funny Stinky Fart Toilet Humor ~ Weapon Of Gas Destruction.

oink oink!

Anxiety: I’m worried about my doctor visit tomorrow. I’m sure it will be fine, babe. FART!!! This is why I don’t share my feelings. You’re not worried about the doctor anymore. Cramped Conditions web-comic at www.crampedconditions.com

TODDART

This Tee design features a sleeping baby letting out a fart with the bold warning "Wake Me and There WILL Be Consequences," adding a humorous and slightly threatening twist to the concept of disturbed slumber. Perfect for those who enjoy playful and cheeky humor, this design is sure to bring a chuckle and a smirk to anyone who sees it. Whether you appreciate a good laugh or simply enjoy quirky and unexpected designs, this Tee is a fun and light-hearted choice for adding a touch of whimsy and a hint of mischief to your wardrobe.

A Funny gift idea for your friends and Family born in the month of February.

A great design of the American flag with an I just farted statement! This design is owning it saying 'i farted' and so what? The whole system is one great fart! A great gift for that relative, cousin, friend or loved one who farts and is a patriot!

Now you can totally blame it on her! You're sure to get some laughs with this one! She FARTed, classic!

Funny joke in toxic flatulence - green