Flat Merch
Description: The Flat-coated Retriever is a gun dog breed originating from England. It was developed as a retriever both on land and in the water. The Flat-Coated Retriever has strong muscular jaws and a relatively long muzzle. Its head is unique to the breed and is described as being "of one piece" with a minimal stop and a backskull of about the same length as the muzzle.
Description: The Flat-coated Retriever is a gun dog breed originating from England. It was developed as a retriever both on land and in the water. The Flat-Coated Retriever has strong muscular jaws and a relatively long muzzle. Its head is unique to the breed and is described as being "of one piece" with a minimal stop and a backskull of about the same length as the muzzle.
Description: The Flat-coated Retriever is a gun dog breed originating from England. It was developed as a retriever both on land and in the water. The Flat-Coated Retriever has strong muscular jaws and a relatively long muzzle. Its head is unique to the breed and is described as being "of one piece" with a minimal stop and a backskull of about the same length as the muzzle.
Description: The Flat Music Society is a conceptual graphic artwork celebrating the enduring beauty of analog sound. Drawing inspiration from vintage organizational emblems and record culture iconography, the design transforms the humble vinyl record into a symbol of certainty in an increasingly digital world. Minimalist in form yet rich in meaning, the composition combines a floating LP, musical symbols, and a stylized speaker motif within a clean circular badge. The phrase “Flat. Analog. Verified.” serves as both a statement and a tongue-in-cheek observation: unlike many modern debates, the flatness of a vinyl record remains beautifully verifiable. Designed for music enthusiasts, vinyl collectors, audiophiles, DJs, and lovers of timeless analog expe
Description: Old school flat-bottom speed boats have never gone out of style and if anything, have experienced somewhat of a resurgence in recent years. Sleek hulls sitting just above the water, flashy paint schemes, and of course, a hulking V-8 engine sitting nice and high out back in front of the V-Drive setup. Thankfully, a lot of the old-school guys who built and maintained these fun boats are still around, and Laka Havasu City's Hot Water Marine Speed is one of them. So whether you're a local looking for a shop to work on your boat or from out of town and planning to hit the waters of Lake Havasu, be sure to book some time with Hot Water to get your V-Drive tuned up and performing it's best.
Description: A hilarious and relatable hiking design for anyone who has ever been tricked by a topographical map into climbing a brutal mountain
The Trail Looked So Flat On The Map Funny Hiking Fail Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by Savage Feather Co
$24
Description: Bold illustrated print depicting a flat earth disc under a glass dome with the sun, moon, and stars above, waterfalls cascading from the edge, framed by compass roses and the slogan Flat Earther. A striking print for fans of conspiracy humour, alternative theory culture, and bold graphic design.
