Former Overachiever Merch

Description: Running on empty after years of doing too much? This vintage 1970s badge design features a flaming clock graphic wrapped in bold typography and a classic burnt orange and teal palette. Ideal for former overachievers who are now proudly practicing the art of resting.

Description: A beautifully blunt little masterpiece for anyone who was clearly destined for greatness, then got distracted by bills, burnout, bad decisions, or just the general weirdness of being alive. Dry, self-aware, and painfully relatable, this design says everything in three words and leaves the rest to your life choices. Cool fact: In physics, potential energy is stored energy waiting to be released, which makes this slogan feel oddly inspirational if you squint hard enough.