Function Merch
Description: A dark background with code snippets. The code includes 'function shiftPerspective() {', 'const currentStat = \'sad\';', 'if (currentStat === \'sad\') {', 'return \'awesome\';', '}', '// Choose awesomeness', and '// Stop being sad. Be awesome instead.'. The text is in white, yellow, and teal.
Shift Perspective Function Return Awesome Pin
by NDR KIWIS STUDIO
$2.75 $3.25
Description: A cartoon chef in a blue coat, white apron, and red scarf is holding a lit kerosene lantern in his left hand. He wears glasses and a chef's hat. The design is contained within a distressed circular emblem with a rustic border. The text "WHAT'S YOUR FUNCTION?" is displayed in large block letters below the emblem.
Chef Holding Lantern "WHAT'S YOUR FUNCTION?" Kids Hoodie
by WADUK STORE
$26 $36
Conjunction Junction, What's Your Function Crewneck Sweatshirt
by Carolina_Ramos
$28 $35
Description: Running on low energy and questionable amounts of caffeine? This Too Tired to Function Department design turns everyday exhaustion into official emergency business. Featuring a funny low-energy warning, government agency style, and relatable tired humor, it’s perfect for sleepy humans, coffee lovers, students, workers, and professional nap enthusiasts. A playful sarcastic design for casual days, lazy weekends, or whenever your brain is temporarily unavailable. Wear it proudly when your energy reserves have officially reached critical levels.
Description: A cartoon character resembling a chef or train engineer, wearing a tall white hat, round glasses, a red bandana, and light blue overalls. The character is holding a dark red lantern. Below the character, text reads "What's Your Function?". The background is black.
Character Holding Lantern "What's Your Function?" Magnet
by studiobogares
$3.75 $4.75
Description: Born To Be Lazy Forced To Function Funny Sloth Work Humor for lazy personalities, office workers, procrastinators, and anyone forced to function when they would rather relax. for office workers, remote employees, lazy day lovers, and sarcastic humor fans.
Born To Be Lazy Forced To Function Funny Sloth Work Humor Hat
by Vivid pop
$12 $19
Description: A cartoon character dressed as a train conductor holds a red and yellow signal. The character wears blue overalls, a white shirt, and a red scarf. Above the character is a speech bubble containing the text "WHAT'S YOUR FUNCTION?". The title "CONJUNCTION JUNCTION" is at the top, with "SCHOOL HOUSE ROCK!" at the bottom.
Conjunction Junction What's Your Function? School House Rock! Pin
by studiobogares
$2.75 $3.25
Description: A cartoon chef wearing a blue uniform, red scarf, and light blue chef hat, holding an old-fashioned lantern. The chef has glasses and a cheerful expression. The background is a red circle on a black field. Text at the bottom reads "WHAT'S YOUR FUNCTION?".
Chef With Lantern "What's Your Function?" Kids Hoodie
by WADUK STORE
$26 $36
Description: A cartoon conductor in a blue uniform and hat holds a glowing lantern. He wears a red scarf and a brown belt with a golden buckle. The text "What's Your Function?" is displayed below him in white capital letters.
Conductor Holding Lantern "What's Your Function?" Hat
by WADUK STORE
$12 $19
Description: A cartoon conductor character with a blue and white striped hat, glasses, a red bandana, and blue overalls. The character holds a red lantern with a yellow glow. Below the character, the text "WHAT'S YOUR FUNCTION?" is displayed in white capital letters against a black background.
Conductor Character Lantern "WHAT'S YOUR FUNCTION?" Crewneck Sweatshirt
by GIBSON GIGS NEW ART
$28 $35
Description: A cartoon chef wearing a tall white hat, red and white checkered scarf, and a light blue uniform holds an old-fashioned lantern in his right hand. The text 'WHAT'S YOUR FUNCTION?' is prominently displayed in a distressed, dark blue font below the chef.
Chef Holding Lantern What's Your Function? Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by studiobogares
$16 $24
Description: Celebrate Scottish engineering with a punchy red Forth Bridge crossing a turquoise sun and the clever “Forth Form Function” slogan. A crisp, modern pick for Edinburgh locals, bridge enthusiasts, architects, and proud Scots.
Edinburgh Forth Bridge – Form Meets Function Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by Fenay Designs
$16 $24
Description: A cartoon train conductor with a red scarf and blue overalls holds a red lantern. A speech bubble above him reads 'WHAT'S YOUR FUNCTION?'. The text 'CONJUNCTION JUNCTION' is curved around the top of a circular emblem. The bottom right corner has 'SCHOOL HOUSE ROCK!' text.
Conjunction Junction What's Your Function Train Conductor Hoodie
by studiobogares
$32 $42
Too Hot To Function Funny Summer Heat Humorous Posters and Art
by Mandegraph
$10 $14
Description: Funny vintage-style LGBTQ design with a retro aesthetic perfect for pride events, parties, and everyday expressive fashion. A bold and colorful statement tee for queer culture lovers who enjoy humor, confidence, and classic vintage vibes.
Too Gay To Function Vintage Retro LGBTQ Sticker
by quiporaprints
$3.00 $3.50
Description: A cartoon train conductor in blue overalls, a red bandana, and a striped cap holds a yellow lantern. The character is on a black background, with a speech bubble above saying 'WHAT'S YOUR FUNCTION?'. The style is simple and friendly.
What's Your Function? Train Conductor with Lantern Pillow
by studiobogares
$23 $28
Description: A cartoon chef with a large white hat, glasses, red scarf, and light blue overalls holds a red lantern with a cream-colored interior. The chef stands on a brown oval shape. Text at the bottom reads "What's Your Function?".
Chef Holding Lantern What's Your Function? T-Shirt
by Typography of Arts
$16 $24
