Functioning Merch

Description: A fake election logo for literally any responsible adult. This design perfect on a t-shirt, mug, or a phone case. It also makes a great gift for a teacher, a friend, or any of your loved ones!

Description: Works. Kind of. Mostly. Sometimes. You show up. You do the things. You pay the bills and answer the emails and make it to appointments. But everything costs more than it should. Every task takes something out of you that doesn't fully come back. You're not broken. You're not fine. You're somewhere in between—functional enough to get by, but not enough to feel like it. This one's for the ones operating at 40% and calling it a win. For the ones who are doing their best even when their best looks average from the outside.

Description: This adorable duck in a puffy red jacket has officially shut down for maintenance. With an "Out of Order" sign taped to its chest and a gentle "Try Again Tomorrow" below, this is the spirit animal of every overwhelmed parent, overstimulated introvert, burned out healthcare worker, and anyone running on two hours of sleep and sheer spite. The perfect present for exhausted moms, tired dads, overworked teachers, drained social workers, stressed grad students, and anyone who has ever replied "I'm fine" while clearly not fine at all. Ideal as a self care reminder gift, therapy humor shirt, ADHD awareness present, anxiety merch, depression humor tee, chronic fatigue solidarity shirt, or just an honest outfit for when your social battery hits zero

Description: Breaking news from Channel Morning 7: all responsibilities have been officially canceled due to silly. This cozy duck wrapped in a puffy winter jacket with a warm cup of coffee is your spirit animal on every Monday morning, snow day, work from home Wednesday, and duvet day you've ever dreamed of taking. The perfect gift for procrastinators, nap enthusiasts, remote workers, freelancers, night owls who hate mornings, and anyone who has ever seriously considered faking a cough on a Teams call. Ideal as a birthday present, Christmas stocking stuffer, Secret Santa pick, White Elephant gift, care package addition, or just a treat for yourself because you deserve it. For fans of absurd animal memes, cozy aesthetic art, goblincore vibes, cottagecor

Description: Running on 1% but still going. A simple, funny design for anyone who refuses to quit.

Description: Get ready to start your day with a chuckle with the Funny Raccoon Functioning But Barely Coffee Meme. This coffee mug is sure to bring a smile with its humorous design featuring a quirky raccoon and quirky saying. Perfect for any coffee lover who enjoys a touch of humor with their morning brew.

Description: lettering says "My executive is not functioning" with the words "executive" and "functioning" in large block letters filled with a colorful watercolor effect.

Description: Tired of people thinking you’re SuperCrip because you’re ‘high-functioning’? Sick of people underestimating you because you’re ‘low-functioning’? ’Then this shirt is for you. Functioning labels don’t accurately describe people’s support needs.

Description: A playful lettering design in tones of brown and cream featuring the phrase "Barely Functioning" alongside an illustration of a hand making a positive affirmation. This artwork serves as an uplifting reminder for individuals who may feel exhausted but remain resilient in their endeavors.

Description: Functioning Barely Funny Coffee Cat Sarcastic Morning Perfect for busy mornings, sleepy students, and feline lovers who need a strong brew to start their day.

Description: Do your research.

Description: Getting out of bed, going to work, taking care of children, maintaining relationships, doing chores, etc. does NOT mean that someone isn't dealing with depression.

Description: Do your research.

Description: 'You're a psychopath.' 'High Functioning sociopath, with your number.' The white splatter version of "High Functioning Sociopath" design.

Description: Relatable, fun. Retro, you need it.

Description: Sherlock, of course.

Description: i'm out of bed and dressed. what more do you want?

Description: A bold and funny retro comic style design featuring a confident woman with sunglasses, an axe, and hilarious adulting survival vibes. Perfect for people who are doing their best to function, fans of sarcastic humor, stressed adults, coworkers, busy moms, and anyone surviving everyday chaos with attitude. A fun gift for friends, office workers, burnout survivors, and lovers of witty retro graphic art.

Description: i'm out of bed and dressed. what more do you want?

Description: A fake election logo for literally any responsible adult. This design perfect on a t-shirt, mug, or a phone case. It also makes a great gift for a teacher, a friend, or any of your loved ones!

Description: a short three word, president elizabeth warren, the future is female and it is in great hands

Description: Somehow still functioning, do not ask how.

Description: This cute alien baby knows something .

Description: Literally!

Description: Any Functioning Adult 2020 - Funny Presidential Campaigning

Description: "The Accountant" is an action thriller starring Ben Affleck as Christian Wolff, a brilliant accountant with high-functioning autism who moonlights as a deadly assassin. The film follows Wolff as he takes on a legitimate client while also working for criminal organizations, leading to a dangerous situation when he gets too close to a large financial discrepancy.

Description: Today I Am Going To Give It My Some

Description: Please, any functioning adult will do

Description: Woke up and chose the wrong timeline.

Description: Funny - Pretending to be a Functioning Adult Is Exhausting.

Description: If bluffing was a lifestyle, this is it.

Description: Not him again

Description: Great for any political fan whether they are a democrat or republican. Great for starting a debate for all political fanatics.

Description: "I'm Not a Hero, I'm A high Functioning Sociopath".........was what Sherlock Holmes said right before he killed that jerk.