Funny Addiction Merch

This distressed design makes a statement about being clean from drugs and alcohol!

Inject some holiday humor with this cool Santa skull sobriety design and a touch of sarcasm during Christmas

The first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem.

What's more powerful than sobriety? A whole sober crew, so rock your addiction recovery with your sober peeps!

Buy this funny ’EAT SLEEP KART REPEAT’ T-Shirt as a gift for a addicted coureur/driver with the hobby to kart race fast in a go-kart on an indoor racing track like superkarts, electrathon. micro kart.

a lip design designed to express the addiction to love, and show how much everybody needs love

This is a Coffee Makes Everything Possible design, makes a great coffee gift.

No, I don't care what you say. Having Feta for every meal is not odd or unusual, it's the key to a happy life....honest

This is my dopamine feedback loop. Please Like me.

Nothing to see here.

This bold design expresses being in the early stages of addiction recovery or sobriety

Say Perhaps To Drugs

Just like our furry friend, strive to keep your vision sharp and your mind clear. With its whimsical yet meaningful message, this design encourages you to see the world through sober eyes.

For the sarcasm lover in all of us. Check out this witty “This is a Gorgeous Day to go Outside and Look at Your Phone” design on your favorite apparel and gifts.

Yep, he is everyone's friend! "Bring coffee" they say. He makes it into every meeting, he strengthens friendships, creates new bonds, he listens to you when no one else can. Sometimes he is golden, hot and creamy or other times he will cool you on a hot day, he can be whatever you want him to be...

Salsa Dancing Addict. Simple design for dance lovers, and dancers.

Salsa Dancing Addict. Simple design for dance lovers, and dancers.

This text design expresses the link between stopping drinking and anxiety

Humor is the best therapy, and an excuse is always nice :) Great as a sobriety gift for yourself or a loved one.

Sober Leprechaun In The House!

For the sarcasm lover in all of us. Check out this witty “I Saw a Girl Texting and Driving Earlier Today and it Really Pissed Me Off. So I Rolled Down my Window and Threw My Beer at Her” design on apparel and gifts.

The Chrome offline Dinosaur is the most scary dinosaur on the internet (or when there is a lack there of). The Chrome Dino pops up in the browser when there is no connection and you have no other option but to play the retro side scrolling game with the pixeleted dinosaur. If you love dinosaurs and spend most of your time on the internet you will love this design.

Need a laugh? This design has got you covered with the funny phrase 'yeah I got problems but a hangover ain't one.' Perfect for those living their best sober life and anyone on the recovery journey.

Bigfoot takes Selfie Smartphone

Funny illustration of a chocolate bar half open with a ghost shadow at the background.

Dopeless Hope Fiend 12 step recovery slogan, fun tee shirt for anyone in recovery

smartphone be smartpeople cartoon

Maintain your sobriety with humor in our I am Too Sober for This Shit piece! This sarcastic sobriety design is perfect for anyone with a quirky, sarcastic sense of humor.

For the sarcasm lover in all of us. Check out this witty “Dance Like No One is Watching. Because They're Not. They're Checking Their Phones.” design on your favorite apparel and gifts.

The perfect design for the sober cat lover in your life!

For the sarcasm lover in all of us. Check out this witty “I'm Having People Over Later to Stare at Their Phones If You Want to Come By” design on your favorite apparel and gifts.

I run on coffee & cuss words

Original Digital drawing recreated from an original painting. Zed is a character I developed that goes through life comparing everything to his cocaine addiction.

Gambling design, for those who like sports betting but also know their limits and are responsible with their money! Makes for an awesome gift as well!

Nothing to see here...

Catalina wine mixer retro vintage design