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I'm Only A Morning Person on December 25th

It's Beginning to Cost a Lot Like Christmas

Get in the Holiday spirit and get a new garment for you and your elf buddy to wear to Santa's workshop. If you love funny Elf quotes you will love this Elf laugh. Yet it's Santas elves that steal the show, especially Buddy, the nuttiest elf around

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Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.

Do you start listening to Christmas music as soon as the Halloween decorations come down? Maybe you like to hear Christmas songs for Christmas in July, maybe you listen all year round. Or are you old school and won't listen until after the last of the Thanksgiving Turkey. For some people, It's Never Too Early For Christmas Music. If you are one of those people or know someone that is, this design is perfect. This funny Christmas saying "It's Never Too Early For Christmas Music" in Christmas colors of green and red and musical notes is a great gift for a birthday, Christmas, anniversary, any gift-giving occasion, for family and friends.

A typographic treatment inspired by the classic 90s comedy movie Dumb and Dumber. This piece lists 20 signs that you're a fan of the movie, all inspired by the movie itself. Enjoy!

Funny T-Shirt I Got Your Back Friendship Sarcastic, best friend, men, women, girls, boys, teens, sister, brother, dad, mom! Perfect gift on Christmas, New Year, Halloween, or a Birthday, Mother's Day, Father's Day

Funny shirt sayings "IT'S WEIRD BEING THE SAME AGE AS OLD PEOPLE". Funny tee for sarcastic lovers. Sarcastic design makes great present for old people who love sarcasm for father's day, mother's day or any other occasion. Funny sarcastic quotes, sayings, and slogans. Offensive adult humor retro & vintage design.

I Survived The Great Toilet Paper Shortage of 2020

"I'm Not Gay But $20 is $20" is a funny and straightforward slogan. With a touch of wit, it playfully suggests that while the wearer may not identify as gay, they have a humorous outlook on prioritizing financial gain. This catchy and funny phrase adds a lighthearted and playful element to the design, making it a hilarious conversation starter. Offensive adult humor.

"No Hablo FUCKtardo" - A funny quote and saying suitable for men and women, a novelty gift idea for birthdays or Christmas. With adult humor, sarcasm, offensive language, joke, meme, and English-Spanish references, it humorously combines Spanish and English to express a lack of understanding or willingness to engage with someone perceived as foolish or annoying, adding a bold and irreverent twist to language barriers. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on TeePublic.

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"Say Perhaps To Drugs": a funny quote and saying graphic design, perfect as a birthday or Christmas gift idea for men and women. With sarcastic humor and offensive jokes, this design offers a humorous perspective on the phrase "Just Say No to Drugs," adding a playful twist to the conversation about substance use.

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Perfect Christmas sweatshirts for couples.

"This Is My Second Rodeo": a funny quote and saying graphic design, perfect as a birthday or Christmas gift idea for men, women, and kids. With humor and sarcastic undertones, this design humorously acknowledges experience and confidence in handling challenging situations, offering a playful perspective on life's adventures. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on Spreadshirt and TeePublic.

Giddy up! A seinfeld classic.

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I survived 2020

Cousin Eddie, Uncle Eddie, just plain old Eddie...doesn't matter...best character in a Christmas movie period.

Get in the Holiday spirit and get a new garment for you and your elf buddy to wear to Santa's workshop. If you love funny Elf quotes you will love this Elf laugh. Yet it's Santas elves that steal the show, especially Buddy, the nuttiest elf around

I Drink Beer And I Grill Things

"Shit Show Crew Member" - A funny quote and saying suitable for men and women, a novelty gift idea for birthdays or Christmas. With adult humor, sarcasm, and jokes, it humorously labels oneself as a participant or member of a chaotic or dysfunctional situation, embracing the chaos with a sense of humor. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on TeePublic.

Should people mis-pronounce the breed name of this loveable dog, here's a design to correct thjem.

2020 Chrismyass Santa Claus Christmas Humor

Dumb and Dumber sticker.

I'm Not Rude I'm Social Distancing

Do girls know about shrinkage?! A seinfeld classic.

And a happy new year. Created by hand lettering made into digital vector artwork. Merry Christmas!

Get in the Holiday spirit and get a new garment for you and your elf buddy to wear to Santa's workshop. If you love funny Elf quotes you will love this Elf laugh. Yet it's Santas elves that steal the show, especially Buddy, the nuttiest elf around

"In Order To Insult Me I Must First Value Your Opinion. Nice Try Though." - A funny quote and saying suitable for both men and women, a novelty gift idea for birthdays or Christmas. With adult humor and sarcasm, it may offend some, yet it cleverly conveys that the speaker's opinion of the insulter is so low that their attempt at an insult falls flat like a joke. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on TeePublic.

Merry fucking Christmas. It's the fucking holidays again. Show you're sarcastic Christmas cheer with this sassy, foul mouth, rude Christmas ugly sweater shirt.!Holiday humor for adults! Perfect for the adult with a twisted sense of humor that loves Christmas!