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Funny General Contractor Saying Kids Hoodie
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Description: Funny General Contractor Saying.

Tags: vintage, typography, slogan, logo, quote

Funny General Contractor Saying Kids Hoodie

by Jake Rhodes

$26 $36

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CONTRACTOR HOURLY RATE FUNNY Baseball T-Shirt

Description: Cool Design For General Contractor, Professional Handyman, Builder, Civil Engineer, Intertor Exterior Architect, Construction Worker, Building Inspector, Heavy Equipment Operator, Roofer, Floorer, Installer, Bricklayer, Landscaper, Painter

Tags: construction, handyman

CONTRACTOR HOURLY RATE FUNNY Baseball T-Shirt

by Pkmn Trainer

$19 $26

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Contractor Hourly Rate Funny Price List Kids Hoodie
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Description: Contractor Hourly Rate Funny Price List

Tags: carpenter, construction, electrician, funny, handyman

Contractor Hourly Rate Funny Price List Kids Hoodie

by MaidenIRK

$26 $36

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Rock Hard Caulking Services You Got A Hole? Let Me Put My Caulk In It Tradesman Contractor Humor Magnet
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Description: Rock Hard Caulking Services You Got A Hole? Let Me Put My Caulk In It. Construction humor for contractors, handymen, tradesmen.

Tags: builder, caulking, construction, funny work, handyman
Fun Construction Humor Saying Funny General Contractor Kids Hoodie

Description: Fun Construction Humor Saying Funny General Contractor

Tags: builder, builders, construction site, construction worker, general contractor
Handyman Hourly Rate Minimum If You Tell Me How To Do My Job Funny Tradesman Contractor Bag
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Description: Handyman Hourly Rate $100 / Hr Minimum $150 / Hr If You Watch $200 / Hr If You Help $300 / Hr If You Worked On It First $400 / Hr If You Tell Me How To Do My Job For Funny Tradesman Contractor Repairman Skilled Worker Handyman Gifts.

Tags: construction worker, contractor, fixer, general contractor, handy work
Building Your Dreams Contractor Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Add some fun to your wardrobe with this funny Building Your Dreams One Screw at a Time Contractor design or give it as the perfect gift. Choose your size and color below!

Tags: blue collar, construction, fun, funny, pun

Building Your Dreams Contractor Crewneck Sweatshirt

by FunTeeGraphics

$28 $35

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Plumber Pipes Tote
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Description: Plumber text with hot and cold valves and dripping water is a humorous plumbing gift design for birthdays and holidays.

Tags: waste water, water pipe, pipes, leak, water

Plumber Pipes Tote

by BartholGraphics

$14 $20

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Welder Hourly Rate Funny Metalworker Contractor Labor Quotes Socks
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Description: Welder Hourly Rate Funny Metalworker Contractor Labor Quotes

Tags: 100 hr minimum, 180 hr if you watch, 200 hr if you help, 300 hr if you worked, 499 hr if you tell me

Welder Hourly Rate Funny Metalworker Contractor Labor Quotes Socks

by CozyCosmos Co

$14 $20

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Welder Galaxy Tank Top
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Description: i hope you like it

Tags: welding, construction, welders, contractor, construction worker

Welder Galaxy Tank Top

by damnoverload

$16 $21

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Funny Electrician Pun  - Watt's Up and Just Ohming Design. Electrician gift idea. Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Catch smiles with this witty electrician's pun design featuring a resistor and capacitor chatting! "Watt's up?" "Just ohming" - perfect gift for tech enthusiasts, electrical engineers and electricians alike.

Tags: electric, electrical, electrical contractor, electrical engineering, electrical engineers
Funny Plumbing Saying, Bathroom Humor, For Handymen Pillow
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Description: Good old “clean” potty humor. Never goes outta style.

Tags: construction humor, construction worker, contractor, funny plumbing, handyman

Funny Plumbing Saying, Bathroom Humor, For Handymen Pillow

by The Trades Store

$23 $28

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A Home Worth Bragging About Contractor Kids T-Shirt

Description: Add some fun to your wardrobe with this funny We Build a Home Worth Bragging About Contractor design or give it as the perfect gift. Choose your size and color below!

Tags: blue collar, construction, fun, funny, pun

A Home Worth Bragging About Contractor Kids T-Shirt

by FunTeeGraphics

$12 $19

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Funny Electrician Sparky Contractor Spark Electrical Pin
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Description: Funny Electrician Sparky Contractor Spark Electrical

Tags: comedy, contractor, electrician, funny, hilarious

Funny Electrician Sparky Contractor Spark Electrical Pin

by Amoretto

$2.75 $3.25

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Contractor - If you think it's expensive hiring a good contractor try hiring one w Sticker

Description: Perfect birthday or Christmas gift for contractor !

Tags: builder, contractor, kc happy shop, contractors, contractor gift
I'm An Electrician If I Dance Without Music Funny Humor Mug
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Description: I'm An Electrician If I Dance Without Music Funny Humor

Tags: blue collar, construction worker, electrical contractor, electrical engineer, electrician gift

I'm An Electrician If I Dance Without Music Funny Humor Mug

by Sindra's Corner

$13 $18

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Funny Black Cat Caulking Services – Contractor Handyman Humor Mug
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Description: A cheeky construction-themed design featuring a confident black cat dressed like a tradesperson and holding a caulk gun. Made for contractors, handymen, builders, remodelers, DIY enthusiasts, construction workers, and cat lovers who enjoy playful jobsite humor. A funny choice for workshop wear, home improvement fans, tradespeople, birthdays, or anyone who appreciates cats, tools, and a good caulking joke.

Tags: black cat, cat, caulk gun, caulking, caulking services joke

Funny Black Cat Caulking Services – Contractor Handyman Humor Mug

by Soft Silence

$13 $18

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Funny Electrician Squeezy Hammer Phone Case

Description: Cause that’s what it does folks.

Tags: blue collar, construction, electrical contractor, girl electrician, hard hat sticker

Funny Electrician Squeezy Hammer Phone Case

by The Trades Store

$17 $23

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Rock Paper Scissors Table Saw Bag
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Description: A funny, woodworkers/carpenters take on rock, paper, scissors, with an extra fingerless hand labeled "table saw." Great for anyone who works with power tools. T-shirts & gifts.

Tags: tablesaw, job safety, contractor, woodshop, funny

Rock Paper Scissors Table Saw Bag

by kbilltv

$19 $24

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Home Building Renovation Quote Typography Posters and Art

Description: Minimalist typography design featuring a relatable quote about being busy with home construction projects and renovations.

Tags: architect, construction, contractor, diy home, fu

Home Building Renovation Quote Typography Posters and Art

by Dollartzy

$10 $14

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I'm Silently Judging Your Wiring Funny Electrician Humor Kids T-Shirt

Description: Perfect for electricians who know good wiring when they see it. This funny electrician design is great for apprentices, journeymen, electrical contractors, and anyone in the electrical trade with a sharp eye and a sense of humor.

Tags: apprentice electrician, blue collar, electrical, electrical contractor, electrical humor
Cool Plumbers Club Owl Wrench Handyman Funny Tapestry

Description: Fix those pipes in style with this awesome tradesman graphic! This design features a cool owl wearing sunglasses and a backward cap while holding a wrench with the text "Cool Plumbers Club". Perfect for plumbers, pipefitters, handymen, and construction workers. A great gift idea for Father's Day, trade school graduations, or a hardworking dad.

Tags: construction, contractor, cool owl, handyman, mechanic

Cool Plumbers Club Owl Wrench Handyman Funny Tapestry

by PhotoSphere

$23 $30

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Work-Stress-Cry-Repeat-Not-Today-Construction-Workers Hat

Description: Bold white silhouette graphic featuring construction workers raising their tools in triumph, surrounded by the humorous motto 'Work Stress Cry Repeat — Not Today.' This funny tradesman design captures the relatable struggle and resilient spirit of hardworking laborers, mechanics, and blue-collar workers everywhere. Makes a perfect birthday gift or holiday present for any handyman, contractor, or skilled craftsman who keeps pushing through the grind.

Tags: blue collar humor, construction worker, contractor gift idea, funny coworker gift, funny worker saying

Work-Stress-Cry-Repeat-Not-Today-Construction-Workers Hat

by vanquiet

$12 $19

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I Live At Work and I Visit Home Sometimes Pin

Description: Funny construction worker design featuring a traffic cone and the relatable quote "I Live At Work And I Visit Home Sometimes." Perfect for contractors, road crews, laborers, heavy equipment operators, and hardworking blue-collar professionals who spend long hours on the jobsite.

Tags: adulting is hard, blue collar, construction crew, construction humor, contractor

I Live At Work and I Visit Home Sometimes Pin

by dudelinart

$2.75 $3.25

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Electrician King of Trades Funny Electrical Worker Design Kids Hoodie

Description: Electricians keep the world powered, and this bold "King of Trades" design says it all. A great choice for electricians, apprentices, journeymen, contractors, and proud blue-collar professionals.

Tags: apprentice electrician, blue collar, electrical, electrical contractor, electrical worker
I Live At Work And I Visit Home Sometimes - Construction Worker Humor Pillow

Description: Funny construction worker design featuring a traffic cone and the relatable quote "I Live At Work And I Visit Home Sometimes." Perfect for contractors, road crews, laborers, heavy equipment operators, and hardworking blue-collar professionals who spend long hours on the jobsite.

Tags: adulting is hard, blue collar, construction crew, construction humor, construction worker
Plumber Bigfoot Retro Vintage Pipefitter Handyman Kids Hoodie

Description: This funny plumber graphic features a retro vintage distressed sunset with a hilarious Bigfoot silhouette carrying a large pipe wrench. Perfect for journeyman plumbers, professional pipefitters, and handymen who love sasquatch mythology and blue collar tradesman art. A great pick for trade school graduation, fathers day, or everyday casual wear on the job site.

Tags: bigfoot silhouette, blue collar worker, distressed vintage art, fathers day, funny plum

Plumber Bigfoot Retro Vintage Pipefitter Handyman Kids Hoodie

by VOILA

$26 $36

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Pullin' Wire 'Til I Retire Electrician Electrical Worker Retirement Tapestry
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Description: Pullin' Wire 'Til I Retire Electrical Worker Design For Electrician. Perfect For Electrician Retirement, Master Electrician, Or Proud Electrical Trade Professionals.

Tags: electrical apprentice, electrical contractor, electrical engineer, electrical humor, electrical trade
Switches Be Trippin Electrician Electrical Technician Power Lineman Humor Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: This design for electricians and electrical workers features the phrase Switches Be Trippin. Perfect for anyone in the electrical trade, electrical technicians, or power linemen.

Tags: breaker panel, circuit breaker, electrical contractor, electrical engineer, electrical humor
I'm An Electrician If I Dance Without Music Shut The Main Breaker Off Electrician Humor Electrical Worker Gift Mug
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Description: This Design Is For Electricians And Electrical Workers. Featuring The Phrase 'I'm An Electrician If I Dance Without Music Shut The Main Breaker Off', It's Perfect For Anyone In The Electrical Trade With A Sense Of Humor.

Tags: apprentice electrician, contractor electrician, electrical humor, electrical professional, electrical trade
Tired Cat Wearing Construction Helmet Holding Blueprint Pillow

Description: A sleepy black cat in a yellow hard hat holds up a house blueprint in this minimalist design made for civil engineers, architects, contractors, and construction workers who need a laugh. A perfect gift for site managers, engineering students, or anyone who loves cats and construction humor.

Tags: architect gift, architecture student, black cat lover, blueprint design, building construction

Tired Cat Wearing Construction Helmet Holding Blueprint Pillow

by NightPaw Studio

$23 $28

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Plumber Hourly Rate Funny Sassy Contractor Attitude Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: This humorous design is perfect for plumbers, handymen, and DIY enthusiasts.

Tags: contractor, funny plumber, handyman, handyman funny, home repair

Plumber Hourly Rate Funny Sassy Contractor Attitude Long Sleeve T-Shirt

by Anticorporati

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Funny Black Cat Caulking – Handyman Contractor Humor Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: A funny black cat caulking design for handymen, contractors, construction workers, DIY enthusiasts, and cat lovers with a cheeky sense of humor. Featuring an original black cat handyman holding a caulking gun with the playful “You Got A Hole? We’ll Put Our Caulk In It!” joke, this design is a fun choice for workshops, job sites, birthdays, Father’s Day, contractor gifts, and anyone who appreciates trade humor and sarcastic cat art.

Tags: black cat, black cat humor, cat, caulk joke, caulking
Funny Caulking Services Contractor Handyman Tool Humor T-Shirt
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Description: A funny contractor and handyman design featuring a caulk gun, bold workwear typography, and cheeky trade humor. Perfect for builders, remodelers, construction workers, DIY dads, home repair pros, carpenters, plumbers, and anyone who appreciates tool jokes on the job site.

Tags: caulk gun, caulking, caulking services joke, construction humor, construction worker

Funny Caulking Services Contractor Handyman Tool Humor T-Shirt

by Ambiplay

$18 $24

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Tarrified Asphalt Paving Road Construction Worker Gift Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: Tarrified Asphalt Paving Road Construction Worker Design. Perfect for road builders, pavers, and road crew members who love industry humor.

Tags: asphalt worker, civil engineer, construction humor, construction worker, contractor gift
If You See Me Talking To Myself Just Move Along I'm Self Employed We're Having A Staff Meeting Entrepreneur Freelancer Business Owner Humor Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Description: If You See Me Talking To Myself Just Move Along I'm Self Employed We're Having A Staff Meeting. Perfect For Self Employed Individuals, Entrepreneurs, Freelancers, Solopreneurs, And Small Business Owners Who Enjoy Work From Home Humor And Independent Business Life.

Tags: business owner, entrepreneur, entrepreneur life, freelancer, funny self employed

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