Funny Diet Sayings Merch

--If you are a good company lover and vodka is your favorite alcoholic beverage, so maybe you would like to make your friends laugh when you will raising your shot glasses high and saying “I'm on vodka diet, I've already lost 4 days” .Great gift for those who have a healthy sense of humor and want to have fun at fun the party. --If you are a person who is into having fun and vodka is your favourite drink, buy this shirt for yourself or as a gift for a friend or family member right now! Let's be on vodka diet and measure your loss not in weight but in days.

This funny slogan design is for anyone who doesn't take diet that seriously but loves tequila and alcohol. Funny joke for the next party or for fun for leisure as a gift.

Get ready to turn heads and break a sweat with my Funny Fitness T-shirt! This one-of-a-kind design features a hilarious skinny mascot rocking oversized jeans, accompanied by the ultimate weight loss mantra: "Eat greens to fit in your jeans." Not only will you feel motivated to hit the gym, but you'll also have everyone around you laughing out loud. Step up your fitness game with this tee that combines humor and motivation in one fabulous package. Get yours today and let the world know that getting fit can be fun too!

Grab this Funny Dieting Heavyweight Champion Design. A great gift for someone who is starting a diet or on a dieting journey.

Logo wear with funny sayings for mature and old people

Do people wonder how you lose so much weight when you eat so much rubbish? Let them know the answer is running!

Funny saying! Stylish and cool design! For every situation! A great gift idea! Perfect for men and women.

Eggs are fantastic for a fitness diet. just add cocoa, flour, sugar, butter, baking powder and cook at 350 for 30 minutes.

"I Eat Drywall" - A funny quote and saying suitable for men and women, a novelty gift idea for birthdays or Christmas. With adult humor, sarcasm, jokes, and potentially offensive undertones, it humorously suggests a bizarre or unconventional dietary habit, playing on absurdity and shock for comedic effect. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on TeePublic.

Diet t-shirt

Eggs are fantastic for a fitness diet. just add cocoa, flour, sugar, butter, baking powder and cook at 350 for 30 minutes.

You Have Food At Home Funny Saying design. Funny Saying artwork for millennials, the diet conscious and eating out fast food fans everywhere. Original You Have Food At Home Design featuring Original You Have Food At Home Quote artwork.

Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza.

I'm on a Seafood diet I see food and I eat it. If you don't want sarcastic answer, don't ask stupid questions. Reality called so I hung up. I am not lazy, I am just on save energy mode. Check out this funny and sarcastic designs perfect for your friend or yourself.

A cute round mascot with a funny caption.

This cute lemur staring at you from within a veggie wrap make a sarcastic statement against the veggie-loving masses. This design is based on sarcasm and dark humor, perfect for those who prefer their meals with extra meat and a side of controversy.

A cute doughnut with pink frosting and sprinkles. The funny donut pun caption reads "Donut Worry Eat First Diet Later!"

A funny Calories don’t count on vacation snarky goofy travel slogan don’t diet when you travel have fun tourist motto vacation fun cartoon aesthetic classic quote tourist design. Get a cute happy fun calorie counter anti dieter travel gift, t-shirt or apparel today.

Praise The Lard Barbeque Gift - BBQ Picnic Gifts - Cute Pig Egg

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Praise The Lard Barbeque Gift - BBQ Picnic Gifts - Meat Pork Lover

Do you love food? Well who does not? Get this funny food lovers shirt for yourself if you can't stop yourself from eating delicious calorielicious food as cheat meals. Or gift it to someone who is a foodie and would love this "cheat day" tee.

Embrace the humor of mixed signals with the 'Exercise, I thought you said extra fries' shirt! 🍟💪 A playful twist on healthy choices and indulgent cravings, this tee adds a dash of fun to your wardrobe while keeping things light-hearted and relatable. Perfect for those who appreciate a good laugh in the balancing act of fitness and food love!

Design by Diane Maclaine (instagram @bydianemaclaine) - funny design for fitness lover who loves before and after photos! Great gift.

Embrace the humor of mixed signals with the 'Exercise, I thought you said extra fries' shirt! 🍟💪 A playful twist on healthy choices and indulgent cravings, this tee adds a dash of fun to your wardrobe while keeping things light-hearted and relatable. Perfect for those who appreciate a good laugh in the balancing act of fitness and food love!

Eat Everything And Pray For Miracles

Carrots pun design fitting for vegans who loves carrots puns. It can also be given as a Birthday or Christmas gift to your best friend, relative, boyfriend or girlfriend who also loves funny carrots saying. Design is also fitting in time for INTERNATIONAL CARROT DAY – APRIL 4, NATIONAL EAT YOUR VEGETABLES DAY – JUNE 17! Happy carrots!

I love Christmas

Shut up about Your Diet Just Eat Your Lettuce And Be Sad

Funny onion saying design fitting for pun lovers vegan who loves onion. It can also be given as a Birthday or Christmas gift to your best friend, relative, boyfriend or girlfriend who also loves veggies pun. Design is also fitting in time for Vegetables Day – May 21, National Onion Day – June 27, WORLD VEGAN DAY – NOVEMBER 01,NATIONAL ONION RING DAY – JUNE 22! Show some love for onions.

"I Eat Drywall" - A funny quote and saying suitable for men and women, a novelty gift idea for birthdays or Christmas. With adult humor, sarcasm, jokes, and potentially offensive undertones, it humorously suggests a bizarre or unconventional dietary habit, playing on absurdity and shock for comedic effect. Not available on Amazon, Etsy, Redbubble, and others. Only sold on TeePublic.

Embrace the humor of mixed signals with the 'Exercise, I thought you said extra fries' shirt! 🍟💪 A playful twist on healthy choices and indulgent cravings, this tee adds a dash of fun to your wardrobe while keeping things light-hearted and relatable. Perfect for those who appreciate a good laugh in the balancing act of fitness and food love!

Everyone eats it, nobody likes it

Everyone would be in good shape if they ran as much as their mouth.

Funny workout saying, "I would lose weight but I don't like losing."

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