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This classic video game Just Stop graphic with a blue gradient would look great in your closet or as decor in your home.

Refusing to go to the gym counts as resistance training, right

Organized chaos graphic digital art design with markers and paint spills. perfect for those messy people that swear they can find everything.

What do you mean by "planning" ?

I'll keep trying. Maybe one day I will succeed.

This classic video game Good Vibes graphic with a lime peach gradient would look great in your closet or as decor in your home.

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Refusing to go to the gym counts as resistance training, right

Refusing to go to the gym counts as resistance training, right

hatarakitakunai = I don't want to work in Japanese Funny gift idea for neet hikikmori person!

hatarakitakunai = I don't want to work in Japanese Funny gift idea for neet hikikmori person!

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A dog has an owner. A cat has a staff.

A dog has an owner. A cat has a staff.

Probably late for something funny saying

Refusing to go to the gym counts as resistance training, right

Woles (wō-ləs) / slow down If you read the word from behind, you’ll get selow, which is another slang word derived from the English word slow. Woles is an interjection you say to someone to get them to calm down. Think of all the instances you’d normally say “chill bro”; that’s your window to show off knowledge of this piece of hip, youthful Indonesian slang.

Woles (wō-ləs) / slow down If you read the word from behind, you’ll get selow, which is another slang word derived from the English word slow. Woles is an interjection you say to someone to get them to calm down. Think of all the instances you’d normally say “chill bro”; that’s your window to show off knowledge of this piece of hip, youthful Indonesian slang.

Woles (wō-ləs) / slow down If you read the word from behind, you’ll get selow, which is another slang word derived from the English word slow. Woles is an interjection you say to someone to get them to calm down. Think of all the instances you’d normally say “chill bro”; that’s your window to show off knowledge of this piece of hip, youthful Indonesian slang.

[screams internally]

A dog has an owner. A cat has a staff.

A humorous take on getting organized with a sheepish twist. Ideal for those who love a good pun!

A humorous protest banner, with a message to choose your battles wisely. If the incident or frustration will be forgotten in a year, save your sanity and stress levels for another, more important issue. Be kind to yourself and accept that sometimes things don't go to plan.

profit over people design

Sure as shit alternative

"Embrace your sassiness with our 'Stay Sassy' tee. This design is a celebration of confidence and attitude. Wear it as a bold statement piece, showcasing your flair and the vibrant energy that comes with owning your unique style."

If you want another color of writing, do not hesitate to ask me

A dog has an owner. A cat has a staff.

I run on nuts and humor!

Saying It be like that sometimes t-shirt design for those who say it be like that sometimes

Embrace the spirit of camaraderie with our "Hola Perro" Friendship design. This unique design is a nod to the warmth of Latin American greetings, where "Hola Perro" is not just a casual hello but a symbol of the bond shared between the best of friends. In Latin America, "Hola Perro" is more than a greeting; it's an expression of genuine connection, akin to saying, "Hello, my loyal friend." The use of dog as a metaphor underscores the loyalty and noble companionship found in the best of friendships.

Maybe Later Cute Sloth Sleep Design, T-shirt Gift Idea For Sloth lovers

Allergic to people

I don't want to go outside there are people out there, I'm a cute alien.