Funny Prayer Merch

To avoid temptation is to avoid the red dot of satan. Our Kitty of the Laser Pointer is from our Hall of Flame Candle series, now in T-shirt format! Be sure to tag us on IG in any pics of you and our shirts! @toydejour

Keep Calm and Sleep Less Pray More is a parody with an Islamic theme of any daylight fasting and Ramadam preparations. The act of fasting is said to cleanse the soul and bring believers closer to God. It teaches people about self-discipline, self-control, sacrifice, and empathy for those who are less fortunate. This hadith (verified saying of the Prophet Muhammad) goes on to say that just hunger and thirst alone will not yield spiritual enlightenment and reward. The act of sincere prayer and worship must accompany it. This gift is ideal for any of the Islamic holy days whether it be the Ramadan, Bayram, Hajj, Islamic New Year, or the Day of Ashura

Becoming religious means I can now pray for my enemies to burn in eternal hellfire.

Remember Me In Your Prayers Like You Do In Your Gossip

For this child we have prayed gift idea for mom, dad.

Lettuce pray for climate change and, oh, world peace.

Instant massage therapist, just add coffee

Good Times praying. I'm feeling lucky. Perfect for all those lucky people out there that love to pray and like funny & cool urban vintage/retro streetwear.

As you look into his dead, glowing somewhat red, eyes you can almost hear this cold businessman whimper his plea - beer me strength. Hopefully help comes for this man or really any of us who a 9 to 5. A great shirt to let other know life is tough and even us corporate stooges needs some support.

The Hebrew text mimics one of the Morning blessings, transforming it into "blessed be the daily coffee for it removes sleep from my eyes and slumber from my eyelids." All who daven regularly will recognize these phrases right away! Make heads turn during your next Torah class! This funny design will be an excellent gift for all Jewish coffee lovers.

Rosary chaplet devotion prayer

It's always good to know your limitations...

didn't pray hard enough

Happy clappy campers! Show the world!

This Short, Inspirational Quote, “IN JESUS' NAME, I PUT 'FUN' IN FAITH” Capture The Essence Of The Christian Faith And Are Likely To Resonate With Individuals In The Christian Niche. It’s a perfect art masterpiece for t-shirts, wall art, stickers, mugs, and other POD products. Whether you're looking for what to put on or as gifts, this design is the best choice you will never regret. PLACE YOUR ORDER NOW!

Wake Pray Slay

Invoke the divine power of caffeine with our Skeletal Sip design, a humorous homage to coffee lovers' eternal devotion.

Funny Jesus design with a play on word on Amen.

Magical. Spirtual. Calm.

A girl doing back prayer mudra in vajrasana. Reverse Anjali Mudra, A way of expressing self love.

If you know, you know.

Hilarious truck driver shirt. Perfect excuse for not showing your logbook. Before elogs, this use to be a things. Make truckers laugh with this sarcastic trucker humor.

The Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM) is the deity of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster or Pastafarianism, a social movement that promotes a light-hearted view of religion and opposes the teaching of intelligent design and creationism in public schools.

Looking for a good laugh? Our collection of funny t-shirts is sure to make you smile. From clever puns to silly graphics, we've got something for everyone. These shirts are perfect for expressing your personality, making a statement, or just brightening up your day. Our tees are made with high-quality materials, so they're comfortable and durable. Whether you're looking for a gift or just want to treat yourself, you'll find the perfect funny shirt in our collection.

Funny trucker gift who loves to drive tractor trailers throughout the USA. A tshirt for diesel loving, flag waiving vintage commercial drivers that take pride in their occupation. Big rig vintage distressed look that will impress the toughest trucker. Great present for the driver that you love. Funny, sarcastic and hilarious shirt that will make everyone laugh. Perfect gift for Christmas, birthday, anniversary, retirement. Your mom, dad, brother, sister, BFF, friend.

Massage day is indeed the best day of the week!

A paraphrase of the famous St. Augustine prayer: "Dear Lord help me to be pure but not just yet."

A paraphrase of the famous St. Augustine prayer: "Dear Lord help me to be pure but not just yet."

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Can I get an amen? You'll feel heavenly in this vintage retro design featuring an angelic woman with wings and a halo.

Vintage Christian How I Can Pray For You T shirt. Great Gift For Mom, Dad, Brother, Sister, Aunt, Uncle And Friends That Trust In Jesus And The Bible On Birthday, Christmas, Thanksgiving, New Year, Communion, Religious Event.

Made a portrait for my incredible girlfriend of her dog Codee. I havent had this much fun making anything in a long time. I laughed every step of the way

Give A Man A Fish And He Eats For A Day Proverb Parody is a fun take on a Chinese proverb. A perfect atheist and cynical message for skeptics and non-believers, lovers of proverbs and those with an alternative sense of humor. Give a man a fish and he eats for a day, teach a man to fish and he eats for a lifetime. A proverbial saying which suggests that the ability to work is of greater benefit than a one-off handout. Is faith, prayer and the dependence on religion a solution? ABOUT THE ART ©‎ Upgraded ‎12 ‎May ‎2023, ‏‎17:10:04 Original 6/20/2009 Vectoriozed ‎19 ‎October ‎2017, ‏‎08:30:50 Tracey Harrington-Simpson.

seeking forgiveness skeleton

Embrace a touch of sass and humor with this eye-catching "Remember me in your prayers like you do in your gossip" design. Perfect for adding a little edge to your wardrobe, this quote-based merch is an amusing way to make a statement. Featuring a stylish font and crafted with high-quality materials, this design is ideal for those who appreciate a good laugh and a memorable message.