Geiger Merch
Description: Just because they're dead doesn't mean they're worthless! Here's the secret of weaponizing and profiting from every sizzling sievert of their remains.
Radionuclides for Fun and Profit! Geiger Counter Radioactive Probe Kids Hoodie
by Buzz Benson's Warehouse
$28 $36
Description: Moments after Chernobyl exploded, radioactivity was over a 1000 Roentgens but their equipment was able to measure only 3.6 Roentgens. Anatoly Dyatlov said "Not Great, Not Terrible" and they denied the explosion and high amount of radioactivity for a long time.
Chernobyl 3.6 Roentgen Not Great, Not Terrible - Anatoly Dyatlov Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by Vladadee
$16 $24
Description: George McKelvey (winner of the National Sonny Bono Look-A-Like contest, 1965, 1966 and 1968) sings a lovely scopitone ballad about a guy and his girlfriend who have a fight and he ends up in a fallout shelter and the girlfriend doesn't. It's a protest song... that you can dance to! A retro design; so far as I know there was never a table tent for scopitone S-1046. Scopitones are music films made for a video jukebox in the 1960s. There were over 70 American ones produced and hundreds of European ones, featuring well-known artists of the time. George McKelvey was known more for his comedy than his singing talents.
