Gets Merch

where is she?

Dangerous situations agitate and arouse. Colin Mochrie agrees.

The squeaky wheel gets the grease

"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog!"

Just something a Debbie Downer would say.

A line from the retro video game that no one should probably ever play, but some people have.

Like, really gets it.

Victory is the Goal, Determination Gets You There with this hockey player practiced on a frozen pond themed design on t-shirts, tank tops, stickers, mugs, posters, and other gifts. Great slogan for the hockey player, coach, parent, or fan.

Erma Bombeck was a popular American humorist. Here's a portrait I did along with one of her best quotes. "When the going gets tough, the tough make cookies."

The squeaky wheel gets the grease

Concept design for a graphic novel idea that I have been cultivating for the last 17 years.

Another infamous Inman Catch Phrase usually used when describing someone facing instant karma.

I'm not clumsy the floor hates me the table and chairs are bullies and the wall gets in my way

Board Man Gets Paid

When Life Gets Too Hard To Stand Kneel

It gets easier.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro - Hunter S. Thompson quotes

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How much better can it get? My favorite question to ask. The universe loves to surprise and delight me as it answers in the most auspicious ways 🥰

A bit of good advice set in dynamic typography.

Tattered Black Robe (Trade Mark)

My tummy hurty :( Does your tummy hurty? Lets be warriors.

Not an early riser. Nope. No way.

A deep philosophical dive into the mind of a fun guy.

If You Can Read This I Have Capsized, Best funny gift for the men, women or kids you love such as mommy, mother, colleague, husband, friend, father, boyfriend, daddy. Pair with decorations, costume, flag, outfit,...

73-year-old man finally gets job king Charles III

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Early Bird ... gets the worm! WHY SO AGGRO?! Drawn and painted on found paper with fill in the blank nursery rhymes fron the 1980s.

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