Getting Old Merch

"Herbal tea got me through menopause... yes, it was a preparation of juniper berries, called gin."

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I See No Reason To Act My Age. Funny Sarcastic Old Age, Getting Older, Birthday Saying. This design is the perfect gift for family and friends that love an inappropriate sweary pop culture saying. The simple typographic statement is great on a T-Shirt, Tank Top, Hoodie, Tote Bag or Homewares.

Some days I really feel it.

Thousands of designs spanning dozens of categories, all at the best prices. Browse the massive selection and find exactly what you are looking for!

Thousands of designs spanning dozens of categories, all at the best prices. Browse the massive selection and find exactly what you are looking for!

Funny Getting Old Saying

Thousands of designs spanning dozens of categories, all at the best prices. Browse the massive selection and find exactly what you are looking for!

Thousands of designs spanning dozens of categories, all at the best prices. Browse the massive selection and find exactly what you are looking for!

Birthday Getting Old - Don't worry and enjoy every birthday.

Aging gracefully is a beautiful thing...embrace it with this shirt.

An adage to live by. So what, I'm over 60? Purple hair, don't care!

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Funny design for all those with humor!

Wear your 'I'm Getting Cranky' cycling shirt to express your cycling withdrawal symptoms, caused by life's pesky responsibilities. 🚴‍♂️😤Your cranky shirt, lets everyone know that today's ride is fueled by equal parts passion, and irritation 😄After all, every bike ride needs a little drama, right?" 🌟🚲😆 Follow me on Instagram @cyclingteez

Time makes classics of us all

Joan Rivers was ahead of her time on the staged to could an audience rolling in the isle. These series of quotes are a tribute to here.

You know you're getting old when just sitting up in your chair is a multi-step process.

Getting older feels bone-chilling! Another year, another spin around the sun. Rolling into the next chapter like a skull on wheels. Who knew aging could be this 'wheelie' scary? Let's celebrate with a slice of wisdom cake, because life's a journey, even if it rolls a bit faster now. Cheers to aging gracefully... or should I say 'wheely'?

Have you hit the age were you watch TV with closed captions turned on always?

I'm Not Getting Old 1963 I'm Becoming Classic

"I don't call it getting old, I call it outliving the warranty" is a humorous and positive perspective on aging. This phrase suggests that as people age, they accumulate valuable life experiences and wisdom, similar to how a product becomes more reliable as it outlives its warranty. It's a way of embracing the aging process with humor and resilience, emphasizing that getting older can bring many positive aspects, such as wisdom, maturity, and a rich tapestry of experiences. It's a reminder to focus on the positive aspects of aging rather than dwelling on the limitations.

"I don't call it getting old, I call it outliving the warranty" is a humorous and positive perspective on aging. This phrase suggests that as people age, they accumulate valuable life experiences and wisdom, similar to how a product becomes more reliable as it outlives its warranty. It's a way of embracing the aging process with humor and resilience, emphasizing that getting older can bring many positive aspects, such as wisdom, maturity, and a rich tapestry of experiences. It's a reminder to focus on the positive aspects of aging rather than dwelling on the limitations.

Funny Getting Old Saying

"I don't call it getting old, I call it outliving the warranty" is a humorous and positive perspective on aging. This phrase suggests that as people age, they accumulate valuable life experiences and wisdom, similar to how a product becomes more reliable as it outlives its warranty. It's a way of embracing the aging process with humor and resilience, emphasizing that getting older can bring many positive aspects, such as wisdom, maturity, and a rich tapestry of experiences. It's a reminder to focus on the positive aspects of aging rather than dwelling on the limitations.

"I don't call it getting old, I call it outliving the warranty" is a humorous and positive perspective on aging. This phrase suggests that as people age, they accumulate valuable life experiences and wisdom, similar to how a product becomes more reliable as it outlives its warranty. It's a way of embracing the aging process with humor and resilience, emphasizing that getting older can bring many positive aspects, such as wisdom, maturity, and a rich tapestry of experiences. It's a reminder to focus on the positive aspects of aging rather than dwelling on the limitations.

"I don't call it getting old, I call it outliving the warranty" is a humorous and positive perspective on aging. This phrase suggests that as people age, they accumulate valuable life experiences and wisdom, similar to how a product becomes more reliable as it outlives its warranty. It's a way of embracing the aging process with humor and resilience, emphasizing that getting older can bring many positive aspects, such as wisdom, maturity, and a rich tapestry of experiences. It's a reminder to focus on the positive aspects of aging rather than dwelling on the limitations.

"This design is perfect for anyone who is proud of their age and knows that they are only getting better with time. The quote "I am not getting old, I am getting classy" is a reminder that age is just a number and that you can still be stylish and sophisticated no matter how old you are. This design would make a great gift for a friend, family member, or yourself."

60 years with caption. WOW! Now I have reached this milestone, I'm really looking forward to turning seventy. I get so many more compliments when I say I'm 10 years older than I look. Original design by KC Morcom

Are you going through the change or is your favorite gal pal? This funny design will help ease the transition with humor! Great gift for your sister, your mother, or best friend. Husbands beware, this may not work coming from you!

The International Day of Older Persons is observed on October 1 each year. On December 14, 1990 the United Nations General Assembly voted to establish October 1 as the International Day of Older Persons as recorded in Resolution 45/106. The holiday was observed for the first time on October 1, 1991..

Getting older doesn't Mean going out of style

Athena line drawing in an arch with I’m not old I’m classics in pretty typography

Menopause: Hormones Gone Wild